Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Zeostar]

Because mario said "hell no" and threw it all the way up there.

Spoiler:

What happened to the missing milk man?

 

[Starlight]

They put his picture on the side of a milk carton... but it turns out he was just in the shed milking his tarantula.

Have you seen The Da Vinci Code?

 

[Devalue]

Yes. Marvels at such advanced thought. Programmed the random image generator elegantly. Mimics human artists very well.

Rants a lot in the commented out sections, though. Screams about Michelangelo constantly. Seems to run whenever the code is creating a mouth.


Why is grass green?

 

[Megan]

That's because of garden gnomes. Since they're all of Irish descent they are well accustomed with the color green. So whenever nobody is looking they start painting the grass in their favorite color. But sometimes one of them likes to act mischievously. So when you see some random patches colored in red or blue you know what's up!

Where is the respawn point on this planet?

 

[StCooler]

The respawn point of a person, is their bed.

What makes you think you can become President of the Earth?

 

[Starlight]

I don't :)

I'm gonna be Queen of Earth!

Do you know any good jokes?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Depends. Do you like jokes about the 63rd waffle empire falling to the purple bookshelf army? If not, I've got nothing good for you.

Why is my hand shaking?

 

[ReKoil]

Because that person in front of you totally cut in line! Your obviously trembling with joy at the thought of getting to wait in line even longer and want to just hug them very very VERY tightly =D

How much bread do you eat in a day?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

All the bread in the world. Everyone else in the world has lost their bread privileges.

Who let the dogs out?

 

[StCooler]

A secret agency who tells you to look at that strange red diode they are pointing at you.

Why do we get old?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Because Peter Pan said so. He wanted to be special so he made everyone except for himself grow old

When is the best time to grill a steak?

 

[Megan]

During a forest fire. It already comes with the heat and all the herbs in it provide all the spices you need. Just add meat!

Can you blame me on that one?

 

[ReKoil]

That one? nah... that other one though 😕 😢

Why did you bring a barbecue with you when it's raining out?

 

[StCooler]

Because I wanted to vaporise the rain.

Why did you invent refrigerators?

 

[Starlight]

Because I wanted to be cool. It failed 😔

They did come in handy for keeping food safe to eat though, so it wasn't all bad!


Can you tell the time via the stars?

 

[Megan]

I probably could. But every time I check I can't see them because of the stupid sun! D:

Why do you carry around a lighter?

 

[ReKoil]

To lose some weight. It's called a lighter after all.... obviously it's a device to make you lighter!

How many seminars/conferences will your cat attend as a guest speaker this year?

 

[StCooler]

Actually two or three, depending on her planning. She wrote two articles by the start of the year and sent them to two conferences, and there's a third article in the making.

Have you ever caught a virus with a Pokéball?

 

[Devalue]

Of course. Caught a Cryptolocker and a shiny Storm Worm. Earned a lot of extra money from trainers with Cryptolocker. Liked Storm Worm as the team's Trojan-type. Softened up a lot of Pokemon for itself or teammates. Crashed an Avast solo once.

Why is six afraid of seven?

 

[Megan]

Because it's so overwhelmed by the sheer numbers. But seriously, there's only three valid numbers in total: "1", "2" and "many". Stupid humans and their decimal system! <_<

What did the world look like before the big bang/god/whatever?