Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Devalue]

To dissuade door-to-door salespeople. Tried a "No Solicitors" sign. Ignored that. Stepped it up to police tape. Who would want to visit that residence? Chose a poor time of the year, however. Interprets it as Halloween decorations.

What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?

 

[StCooler]

I'm going to find a Shellder and let it bite my head so I can disguise as someone smart, at last.

Who do you think deserves to be the President of the Earth?

 

[ReKoil]

Mr. Bean. He's sure to liven up the world ^.^ As well as reduce needless conversations!

How many halves make a whole?

 

[Megan]

3! Wait, what? D:

What do you do while in the bathroom?

 

[Zeostar]

Loudly discuss politics with myself.

How long can you go without blinking?

 

[ReKoil]

About as long as I can be near a cat without petting it.
wait... twisted edition....

I can out-stare paintings and statues!

Did you eat my sandwich?

 

[StCooler]

Wait no, it's Kabutops!

What happened in the mind of the man who created Muk?

Mr. Bean. He's sure to liven up the world ^.^ As well as reduce needless conversations!

Mr. Bean <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[Zeostar]

It turns out Mr Bean was the creator of Muk all along. Who knows what he was thinking

How complex is your brain?

 

[Devalue]

Super complex, like a...impossible twisty puzzle thing.

Heard about complex brains having lots of wrinkles. Got a brain scan once. Looked like a big raisin. Like, imagine an ink blot test. Would see it and think "omg raisin yum" immediately. Must be super smart.

What superpower would you want in real-life?

 

[Megan]

To shape real life however I please. Then I could finally stop pretending to be nice and oppress everyone! Oh, wait, this is the twisted thread, isn't it?

Can you do my job at work for me?

 

[ReKoil]

I probably could if I just need to show up and type away, I don't need to actually be doing a good job right?
But do you think I could pass for you? Maybe we should just brainwash the people there into thinking I'm you?
Morals be damned, let's mess this joint up! *starts cackling uncontrollably while twirling imaginary mustache*

Have you collected all the dragon balls yet?

 

[Megan]

I just recently finished the challenge of finding them in their "after the wish" state. You know how they fly to every corner imaginable and turn to stone for about a year? You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a rock! D:

I'd like the fish but no baked potatoes, fry them instead if you could?

 

[Mahian23]

Sorry mam! But we don't serve fried potatoes here.How about french fries?

Have you finished catching wild pinnacle monsters?

 

[ReKoil]

I tried to, but someone wanting a pinnacle coin came along and now they're all dead D=

How many light-bulbs do you need to power a generator? 🤔

 

[Megan]

One. You put it in top of your head and wait for an idea.

Can you play it again, please?

 

[Starlight]

Sorry but Sam moderates a different section😉

What is the goal of football?

 

[Zeostar]

To argue if it's called soccer.

What would you do if you owned a Frillish?

 

[ReKoil]

Like, in real life?
Obviously I'm gonna become a pirate and have it sink all ships and drag their crews down, so I can plunder their cargo and make a killing.
Pun very much intended.

How would you combat Famine?

 

[StCooler]

I don't wanna fight Famine, he scares me.

May I know why you don't like my new pair of glasses?

 

[Zeostar]

Because they were mine before mysteriously vanishing.

What were you doing right now, 10 years ago?