Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because there can only be one Fact Checking Gardevoir!

I have to keep all my Glaceon gifs at the ready in case there's a prompt I can use one for! =D

Is that a new record?

Haha! ^^
I would have thought you would keep these windows open in your web browser to help your computer ventilate, but then, you are a Glaceon, you can always cool it yourself!

Why do you only go outside at night ?

 

[ReKoil]

Because there's no blistering sun trying to melt me!

Why do you keep ripping the last page you read out of your books?

 

[Megan]

Because I'm done with them. Books are consumable items, are they not? At least our capitalist overlords say so. D:

What do you need 5 shopping carts for?

 

[Starlight]

I have to keep all my Glaceon gifs at the ready in case there's a prompt I can use one for! =D

I'm sorry but this is the TWISTED edition ;)

Because I'm done with them. Books are consumable items, are they not? At least our capitalist overlords say so. D:

What do you need 5 shopping carts for?

I'm gonna start the first ever Forum Games karting league! Now all I need is some cats and a fax machine...

How often do you go the the beach?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Really less often than I used to, since I met a certain Slowbro...

Why are you hiding under that pile of clothes in this clothing store ?

 

[ReKoil]

Someone burned my maid outfit so I'm hiding here while trying to find something new to wear D=

Were you the one who used Burning Jealousy in the mall a couple minutes ago? and set a poor Glaceon's clothes on fire! 😤

 

[StCooler]

Yeah sorry, I lost a bet, I had to use Metronome in a public place, and that's the move I got...

Were you talking to your computer?!

 

[Devalue]

No. Spoke to the reflection in the monitor. Work! Come on! Stop doing nothing! Do not pretend like that video is taking up all your bandwidth! Really needs to restrict cookies on you.

Why is your keyboard missing the "1" key?

 

[Megan]

I removed it, framed it and hung it onto the wall. It's to make sure I stablish who's the boss in my room!

Are you trying to become a helicopter or why else are you spinning your dumbells so hard?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm trying to strengthen my arms and legs so that I can take up the open position on Santa's sleigh next winter =D

Spoiler:

Why do you keep removing Slowpoke images from Cooler's slowpoke related search results? D=

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Oh sorry, it must be a black hole I left here by mistake...

Great news! I just volunteered to allow Santa to have some rest, next winter, by doing his job in his stead!

Spoiler:

What do you want us to bring to you next Christmas ?

 

[Zeostar]

I want to go skiing with Santa. Hopefully that's not interrupting his rest

What's the difference between 30 and 60 FPS?

 

[Amore]

FPS - or Freddo-per-Shilling - is an ancient English price measure used to track inflation (Freddo is a chocolate bar). 60 FPS means a strong pound, 30 FPS means we're changing government.

Why is the sky blue but the sea brown?

 

[ReKoil]

Humanity chocolate-ified the ocean several years ago. Free chocolate for all!
There is still stuff living in it though.... so be careful... wouldn't want to swallow an Atlantean by accident!
As for the sky.... we shot lots of Blue food coloring into the sky just so that we could have blue skies even when it's cloudy.
It was a global decision.... did you forget?

Why do you have hundreds of toothpaste tubes?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because my Snorlax friend and neighbour empties tens of them every single day, as it insists about brushing its teeth after each of its innumerable meals!

Why did you lit your chimney up ?

 

[Zeostar]

I was trapping the fake santa.

What's under this spoiler tag?

Spoiler:

-

 

[StCooler]

A butterfly wielding a double-greatsword, fighting for its family and its country against the mosquito terrorists, who stole the chocolate. It is the meaning of life: you need to arm yourself if you want the chocolate!

Did I fail the Rorschach test of the user above?

 

[ReKoil]

Test? what test? you perfectly described that spoiler's content!

What did you say to Cooler? D=

Spoiler:

 

[Zeostar]

I told him the secrets of the universe.

Why do people say "EEK" when something startles them?

 

[Megan]

It's hard to express sound when you're not trapped inside a comic. That's just humankind adapting to that reality.

Why don't you enter the door? It's save, I promise! >:3