So.......
How's everyone's weekend so far? Mine's kind of boring. Aside from working on a bus tour, I haven't been doing much. Just playing Baldur's Gate and Skyrim. Tomorrow's going to be an anime club special at my school, we're watching...something or another, I don't know, I can't be bothered to check.
Was reading up on fascism and totalitarianism earlier. Interesting stuff. Not that I condone it however. I am a guy who promotes personal and economic freedom. I ♥♥♥♥ing love autonomy. Even the word sounds sexy to me. Oh, yeah autonomy autonomy oh ♥♥♥♥ yeah talk dirty to me. Yeah. Anyway, I'm also just creating Advanced Dungeons and Dragons characters just because. Going to be a Planescape adventure, just playing by myself. Playing with myself. Heh heh. It's funny because masturbation. Holding my dice, jerking it, and then letting go.
Another thing that's crossed my mind, you know those treats for cats and dogs that also clean their teeth? Why don't we have those for humans? Or maybe we can just chew on bones like dogs do. You know what, that just gave me an idea. Next time I go to Wal-mart...yes I shop at Wal-mart, ♥♥♥♥ off...I'm going to buy a dog bone for myself and chew on it. Like a mutt. See if that cleans my teeth any. I haven't been to a dentist in well over two years. That can't be good. But I'm too lazy to book an appointment.
I'm too lazy to do anything nowadays. Work, study, it's all just boring to me. Boring enough that I'm sitting here bored on the weekend and nothing to do right now except type this long post on a community forum dedicated to a Japanese video game where you ensla-er, I mean- catch critters with special powers and cram them into balls. Then you make them fight.
Exactly what regulations does the government in the Pokemon world have anyway? How do they afford to give free healthcare to those critters anyway? Tax the ever-loving ♥♥♥♥ out of people? What's the economy of the Pokemon world anyway. Is personal income mainly from beating another person's critter with your own. Can't be, there are corporations in the Pokemon world. Are there
labor cartels unions as well? Man, I just don't know, but this ♥♥♥♥ keeps me up at night. Maybe I'm just thinking too much about a video game.
Speaking of video games, South Park: The Stick of Truth comes out next Tuesday in North America. I've already mentioned that in my blog, but I'm going to keep stating that anyway just to get the word out. This game is going to be ♥♥♥♥ing sweet. And no, Obsidian, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and Ubisoft are not paying me to make this product known (they should be). I just hope it isn't going to be short, otherwise that'll be disappointing. Man, I hate that about some games, you wait a long time for them and when they're so short you feel bummed. Makes me think that $60 USD is just too much for a game. Plus, a short game will leave you with nothing to do again and again we come full circle, with me having nothing to do and you having wasted several minutes of your life reading this.
And now to end this little post, here's a picture of a space viking and a posh dinosaur about to fight for a lovely maid:
THIS. IS. AWESOME.