Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

[Circuit]

This is how it feels when you're bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity's stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in

The last thing I heard
Was you whispering goodbye
And then I heard KLIPPY flatline ~
~Skillet: Not Gonna Die~

[KILL]: Klippy

 

[Lycanthropy]

Writing poems of some sort,
All honor to mighty Blarzigord!
Here'll be another gift of mine
[Sacrificing] Klippy in Your shrine.

 

[Netto Azure]

Something felt shifty
Therefore I shall [Kill] Klippy

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Spoiler:

The loser hides behind
A mask of his disguise
And who he is today
Is worse than other times
You don't know what He's done
He's wanted and on the run
He's wanted and on the run
So He's taking this moment to live in the future

Release him from the present
They're obsessing, all these questions
Why They're in denial
That they tried this suicidal session
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
These lyrics aren't for everyone
Only few understand

You don't know his brain
The way you know his name
You don't know his heart
The way you know his face
You don't know what He's done
He's wanted and on the run
He's wanted and on the run
So he's taking this moment to live in the future

Release me from the present
He's obsessing, all these questions
Why He's in denial
That they tried this suicidal session
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
These lyrics aren't for everyone
Only few understand

Hope you're dead cause how could you sleep at a time like this?
People they rhyme like this, we're all impressed by this
They rip it, flip it but these are just triplets
Wrote this in three minutes, three words to a line
It's just poetry divided, He's the kind of guy
Who takes every moment, he knows he can fight it
And music to use it, for others to use it
You're dead cause how could you sleep at a time like this?
Life is up here but you comment below
When the comments will always become common
Motivation to promote you choose next day
So your brain knows to keep going even though hope
Is far from this moment but you would not know it
Gets better when morning finally rears its head

Remember that morning is when night is dead

Release me from the present
They're obsessing, all these questions
Why They're in denial
That they tried this suicidal session
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
These lyrics aren't for everyone
Only few understand

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
These lyrics aren't for everyone
Only few understand

Message Man - Twenty One Pilots (Adapted to fit what's happening)

[Kill] Klippy.

 

[GreyBidoof]

I appreciate your trust and your vote,
Tomorrow you shall see the truth of what I wrote.
Now, since the dark forces will want to send me to Hell,
Agent Mark, Please use thy powers to keep me alive and well.

 

[GreenFlame]

Not sure if I voted,
But is difference made?
It seems that regardless,
Klippy will fade

While I like writing poems,
And rhymes and all
I think this mandation
Might be a bit lawl

 

[Charlie Brown]

I haven't been online in a while
I've read all 200 posts with a smile
There's no reason not to trust Grey
I believe what he says
[kill] Klippy, put my vote on file

 

[Klippy]

Like Kim Jong Un in the Interview
My favorite song is by Katy Perry
When she sings Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

 

[mishy.]

My god why are we talking like this
This post is going to suck
but when it comes to business
I might as well vote before dusk

[burn] Klippy

 

[Klippy]

You guys will definitely not regret this decision! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Winter]

You have the Bard in your name,
but you aren't really in the game.

Rhyming is necropastoral,
a free poet knows that.
Forcing it will sound like crap —
a smorgasbord of claptrap.

 

[Juno]

hmmm

Klippy wants us to think
his death will cause an explosion,
I guess we'll soon see
if the right person was chosen.

So sorry to my good friend Slippy,
but I guess for today we will have to [Kill] Klippy.

<3

 

[Sweet Dreams]

Klippy's last few posts begin to sound insane;
Either that, or incredibly inane
And still he refuses to reveal his role--
Instead turning into quite the troll

Alas all he can do now is make vague threats
Of how our decisions will only end in regret
In these few short hours Klippy has lost our respect
And has turned into our strongest suspect.

 

[Winter]

Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous.
Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.
Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver'd boy.

 

[Klippy]

I need not reveal my role
The shock and awe
of what's to come
will make your heads roll.
All I ask is for a second name
in case you decide to share the blame

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Oh, i now see.
This role is now clear to me.
May chaos ensue.
For this decision is one to be rued.

[Kill] Fantome

 

[Winter]

You all bring to me lovely comedy
whereas your lives are but a tragedy.

 

[Candy]

Ah I see. I know where this is going
You proved yourself to be quite cunning
I've changed my vote thrice
After thinking it twice
To prevent the Klippers from winning

[???] Bidoof FTW

I'm sorry for randomly voting you
A change is needed before it's overdue
I bear no hatred
Alive I wanted
Lynching me you may do

As I will die to the feeder
A vote I gave it doesn't matter
So I danced my tune
It'll all end soon
Candy says see you all later

I don't like you anymore Lord Blarzigord for making the feeder target me

 

[gimmepie]

Update

Your suffering shall almost be done
For a single vote is needed to end day one
And for these poems you despise
A reward we have devised
The best poet shall be killed by none


Only Nagi's vote remains so there is a chance that we will be ending this day phase early.​

 

[Salzorrah]

To everyone:

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that I am nothing
And I don't even need your love
But I feel like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have everyone collect their records and then change my number
I guess that you don't need that though
Now I'm just somebody that you used to know...

Gotye - Somebody that I used to know