Capture that Pichu!!

[Squirtlenator]

Not so fast there! My Talonflame swooped in with it's lightening speed and snatched Pichu away from you. Now Talonflame is bringing it to me

 

[pokemon fan person]

my unfezant with 252 speed EVs and 31 IVs in speed goes super fast and steals the pichu, bringing it to ME

 

[Megan]

My Magikarp splashes around and in a very strange turn of events the Unfezant stops in its tracks, staring at it hypnotically. All the while I just grab the Pichu!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

My greninja used leaf blade on the magikarp, while I took Pichu in the way.

 

[Sheep]

Raichu comes out and uses Thunder to grab its little sibling away!

 

[pokemon fan person]

my lunala uses hypnosis and makes your raichu fall asleep, meaning that i can take the pichu!

 

[Squirtlenator]

Gengar use shadow ball then snatch that pichu away

 

[Starlight]

My Gen 1 Alakazam smokes Gengar... and everything else in existence... Pichu is mine!!!

 

[pokemon fan person]

my kangaskhan steals the pichu and puts it in the thing where the kangaskhan child lives! (i forgot the name)

 

[Squirtlenator]

my machamp grabs pichu with one set of arms while it hits kangaskhan super effectively with the other

 

[Megan]

Metapod comes flying from the sky right into Machamps face. It's so startled that it lets go of Pichu and I grab it. How can a Metapod fly, you ask? Well...look: free candy!!!

 

[pokemon fan person]

my stonjourner steps on the metapod, and grabs the pichu!

 

[ElBurrito]

My Abra teleports in, grabs Pichu, then teleports to a nearby tree holding the yellow critter.

 

[Megan]

The tree turns out to be my Trevenant who grabs the Pichu and uses its Wood Hammer to smack Abra into the next week.

 

[ElBurrito]

That time traveling hit allowed Abra to evolve. Kadabra then seduced the "tree" with Attract and snuck away with the Pichu while Trevenant day dreamed about their future.

 

[pokemon fan person]

but then my milotic uses attract on the kadabra and i get the pichu!

 

[Squirtlenator]

my slowbro is oblivious to milotic's charm and takes pichu right out from underneath you

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

My Jigglypuff used Sing and evry one of you are now asleep. I grabbed the Pichu and went home as if nothing happened.

 

[Squirtlenator]

My hidden ability soundproof Bouffalant was unaffected by sing and I was able to snatch pichu away from you before you got home

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

LOL, I was flying on my Salamence with max speed. What special ability mutation had your boufallant had? NVM, There were my voltorbs on every route who were blasting whenever they saw anyone chasing. Boufallant probably was blasted off like team rocket.