Comeback jokes

[Hiatus]

When do they arrive to you?

For me, it's mostly during shower.

 

[Cool_Porygon]

Always about 5 minutes after I could use them.

 

[blue]

when i'm driving

 

[gimmepie]

Either directly as I need them or about three days later with no middle ground.

 

[Spyro]

They arrive when I start to stutter

 

[Spherical Ice]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Treppenwitz

 

[Melody]

One dollar short, and one minute too late.

 

[Alakazam17]

Since I have an eidetic memory, sometimes years later lmao.

 

[User19sq]

At the end of the day, when I try to fall asleep, long after I could've used them and looked like a badass in doing so...

 

[Tsutarja]

Almost never.

 

[Lunar]

When I'm in bed and replay the whole situation

 

[pastelspectre]

mostly too late and when i sit back trying to sleep and my thoughts keep bothering me about my awful times in middle school and i think of comebacks i could've used then

 

[Aisu]

After my whole life and career are already over and done with.

 

[Cariad]

honestly i'm pretty quick at snapping a comeback so it doesn't take too long

 

[Nick]

Immediately.

I'm quick witted and love to give people shit.

 

[an illegible mess.]

there are times when i can give some good comebacks, but its very rare. typically i think of them a couple hours or days after the incident.

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

I'm getting better and better at coming up with snap comebacks.

Usually against user: Aaron, though.

He's really dim witted and he deserves every ounce of shade thrown at him