Corporate Mafia

[Abby]

Yeah You can have it tonight

 

[Nero]

[Vote] Abstain. Anything works.

 

[Pecilia]

[Vote]Abstain

[Vote]Keep the Same

 

[Desinishon]

[Vote] Permit Human Testing

[Vote] Add One Day

 

[Abby]

Last chance to get yourself some pasta tonight!

Auctioning it off, bidding starts at 50b

 

[Foxrally]

HELLO FELLOW SOULLESS CORPORATIONS.

AS YOU ALL KNOW, DUE TO ETHICALLY QUESTIONABLE BUT LUCRATIVELY UN-QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS ON SUSTENANCE OPTIONS IN OUR SOCIETY, THERE WILL BE A GREAT FAMINE THIS NEXT DAY WHICH WILL HEAVILY IMPACT YOUR OPERATIONS (NEGATIVELY).

ONE WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELVES WOULD BE TO PURCHASE THE MOLDY AND UNSANITARY (WE'VE DONE RESEARCH!)* PASTA FROM PASS.TA, YES. THIS WOULD PROTECT YOU FROM LOSING YOUR VALUABLE CAPITAL (AND LESS VALUABLE EMPLOYEES) TO THE FAMINE.

HOWEVER, WHY STOP THERE?

FOR THE SAME STARTING PRICE OF 50B, COGS INC IS AUCTIONING TWO INSURANCE POLICIES, WHICH WILL NOT JUST PROTECT YOU FROM THE FAMINE, BUT ANY OTHER LOSS OF CAPITAL AS WELL! DOUBTING YOUR BUSINESS DECISIONS? MADE ENEMIES? GOING THROUGH A CASH FLOW CRISIS? LIVE LIFE WITHOUT FEAR JUST LIKE THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM WANTS YOU TO!

*Said research may or may not have been conducted by a third grader

 

[gimmepie]

Hmm.
I wonder what to vote.

 

[Desinishon]

lol why so late, fox? xD

lol to guys who attacked me.I simply don't want to win this anymore, I just want to see you guys lose c: lol

So better be ready xD

 

[jdthebud]

[Vote] Subsidize Precious Metal Mining

Nanobots are hungry little beasts! :P

 

[Desinishon]

[Vote] Subsidize Precious Metal Mining


Hell yeah!!

 

[gimmepie]

I'm kind of concerned about my pasta. It's apparently "clone" pasta. I'm not sure if that means this pasta is going to save me or if I'm going to suffer some sort of humiliating pasta-based death but I figure I'll tell people to be on edge just in case their pasta does something weird to them or something. Be wary of the pasta people! WATCH THE PASTA CAREFULLY!

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

[Vote] Subsidize Precious Metal Mining

Nanobots are hungry little beasts! :P

Agreed. So hungry.

[Vote] Subsidise Precious Metal Mining

 

[jdthebud]

I'll bid 50b for one of Foxrally's insurance policies.

 

[Abby]

Nah don't worry GP, Clone pasta is just something i can make for free with Topside.


Anyway, why have an insurance policy when you only have 2 hits, The pasta will cover you for the whole time

 

[jdthebud]

Nah don't worry GP, Clone pasta is just something i can make for free with Topside.


Anyway, why have an insurance policy when you only have 2 hits, The pasta will cover you for the whole time

What do you mean about the pasta covering?

 

[gimmepie]

What do you mean about the pasta covering?

Sauce obviously. Pasta is usually covered in sauce.

 

[Salzorrah]

[subsidize] common mineral mining

 

[Abby]

Pasta would cover, or protect, you from the famine.

 

[ddrox13]

Well this is all just grand. With death imminent for all, I'd say we should just rule out waisting resources mining something we don't need, and focus on the things that can actually save some of you.

[Vote] Common mineral mining

Oh btw STOCC: You put my name as smod colour, which would be great, but is probably more honest.

 

[gimmepie]

[Vote] Cease All Subsidies
[Vote] Keep the Same