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Crude descriptions

Sydian

Sydian

fake your death.
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    I got this thread idea just now after describing a game to someone and realizing how stupid it sounded haha. Anyway, the idea of this thread is to come up with ridiculous descriptions for games. It needs to be related to the game, of course. It doesn't have to be super obvious, but hopefully those that have played what you're describing will get what you were going for. I hope this thread will be alright, triple mod team. lol


    examples:

    3rd person shooter where you rescue koalas and kill giant ants. (Jet Force Gemini)
    Create an art gallery to save the world. (A Link Between Worlds)
    Run around in the desert with guns and a rat on your shoulder. (Jak 3)

    Feel free to post as much as you want whenever you come up with new description ideas. Just don't double post, of course!
     
    Spend half the game rescuing people who are trying to kill you for using monsters to rescue the people from other monsters (Devil Survivor Overclocked)

    Run around solving people's problems because you want them to love you (Okami)

    Get forced into a partnership with a stranger to explore dangerous areas (PKMN Mystery Dungeon)

    Think that's all I got for now.
     
    PETA's worst nightmare. (Pokemon)
    Engorge yourself. (Kirby 64)
    Wake up and do a bunch of ♥♥♥♥ you probably never wanted to do. (Ocarina of Time)
     
    You suck at saving people, might as well kill yourself- Trauma Center UTK
     
    Waggle: The Game (Wii Sports Boxing)
    Waggle 2: This Time With Precision Waggling! (Wii Sports Club Boxing)
    Death Simulator (Dark Souls)
    Kill Everything Mercilessly By Tearing Them Limb From Limb Until They're Nothing But Small Pieces Of Matter In The Wind And Don't Even Care About What You've Done (Kirby's Epic Yarn)
     
    -9 people walking around a boat looking for a door (999)
    -Traveling through minds in the past and future to prevent a catastrophe (VLR)
    - Using psychic powers, a sensing bracelet, and an emotion map to solve cases (Ace Attorney series)
     
    Scam poor villagers out of their money. (Recettear: An Item's Shop's Tale)

    Make a map. (Ys: Memories of Celceta)

    Ruin friendships. (Mario Party)
     
    HOLY ♥♥♥♥ HE KNOWS WHAT I PLAYED LAST NIGHT? - Metal Gear Solid

    Look I know you're in a dangerous mission BUT WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM - Metal Gear Solid 2

    No spiders don't taste good you sick ♥♥♥♥ and don't ask me about the god damn rats - Metal Gear Solid 3

    Everything was nanomachines - Metal Gear Solid 4

    RULES OF NATURE - Metal Gear Rising

    Whatever you do, DO NOT LISTEN TO THE TAPES - Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zero

    The last one is a genuine warning if you ever played the game, DO NOT GOD DAMN LISTEN TO THE TAPES
     
    Beating up a bunch of thugs on the street so you can save your girlfriend from a handicap man with a gun. You also have to eat food inside oil drums to replenish your health. (Final Fight)
     
    Don't worry, if you die, your partner will take good care of your insect collection! (Jak 3)
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    Jak 1, actually! He doesn't talk about the insect collection in the 3rd. They're beyond insects Shawn, duhh. :P

    Don't swim. Trust me. (Jak and Daxter)
    DAMMIT! (Jak II)
    Dance with a hot chick and something about seasons. (LoZ: Oracle of Seasons)
     
    Hallucinate on mushrooms while racing go-karts with lizards and throwing turtles at one another (Mario Kart)
    Hallucinate on everything while living with forest critters and paying off debts to a loan shark tanuki. (Animal Crossing)
    Hallucinate on candy as pinatas come to life, forcing you to care for them and build them homes. (Viva Pinata)
    Hallucinating little kid forced to take on the problems of the world after royalty he barely knows is kidnapped by giant pig. (Any Zelda almost)
     
    Klippy, change your name to Trippy after that post.

    Cry and laugh. A lot. (Mother 3)
    Roll things that aren't joints, even though it'll feel like you smoked a few. (Katamari Damacy)
    Proof you can't dance. (any dance game)
     
    Harvest the organs of little girls to purchase fireballs for your hands (Bioshock)
    Use a Wii U gamepad to fight hordes of zombies and awkwardly fumble in your inventory to avoid dying (ZombiU)
    Beat up other children with your farts (South Park: Stick of Truth)
     
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