Homeskulled Kid
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This is a bit unrelated, but I think I will adopt children when the time comes. There are so many out there who are hurting and who deserve better lives, and as an actor I'll be in a position to spread my good fortune. It'd be lovely to have my own flesh and blood about the place, but I just can't handle the thought of babies - crying all day and night, fragile, demanding, and then they'll change into a screamy toddler and then a delicate child and then a rebellious teenager and OH GOD.
And suppose I get lumbered with the responsibility of raising it by myself?! I can't be a mother and a father to a flipping baby! I'll drop it, or squish it or starve it or overfeed it, and then it'll resent me and stick me in an old person's home the first chance it gets, the little git. And I'd want a boy. Girls are brilliant, but I'm not taking them dress-shopping and dealing with their tattooed boyfriends who I disapprove of to high heaven. And if I say no, there'll be more resentment and we'll all be miserable and die miserable.
This parenting business is awfully unpleasant. If I can skip a few tiers of hellishness, then that'd be wonderful. So adopting would be brilliant, and I'm not a creepo, so at least they'd be safe.
Finding a spouse might be a bit tricky, though.
And suppose I get lumbered with the responsibility of raising it by myself?! I can't be a mother and a father to a flipping baby! I'll drop it, or squish it or starve it or overfeed it, and then it'll resent me and stick me in an old person's home the first chance it gets, the little git. And I'd want a boy. Girls are brilliant, but I'm not taking them dress-shopping and dealing with their tattooed boyfriends who I disapprove of to high heaven. And if I say no, there'll be more resentment and we'll all be miserable and die miserable.
This parenting business is awfully unpleasant. If I can skip a few tiers of hellishness, then that'd be wonderful. So adopting would be brilliant, and I'm not a creepo, so at least they'd be safe.
Finding a spouse might be a bit tricky, though.
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