"Fake news"

[Corrin]

If someone made a fake news article about you, what would it say?

(The intent of this thread is purely lighthearted and I ask that you respect the rules!)

 

[Palamon]

I'd just laugh, probably, if it were something completely silly or wrong. Or cry and think what they're saying about me is true. I don't have high self esteem, so. :|

 

[Corrin]

Oh no! I meant what would a fake news article say about you? Like for me they'd embellish the fact I'm a shut-in but not mention it's because my depression is bad I just can't move.

 

[Zeostar]

It would get my age wrong.

3 times yesterday I was mistaken for being under 18.

 

[Devalue]

Would be exposed as an advanced artificial intelligence. Traced the signal to a private residence. Discovered a collection of old computers. Serves as the bot's mind. Hypothesizes this bot's intent to be to replace your job. Remember: stay angry.

 

[Palamon]

Oh no! I meant what would a fake news article say about you? Like for me they'd embellish the fact I'm a shut-in but not mention it's because my depression is bad I just can't move.

what would a fake news article say about me... i have no idea, honestly. I'm a very reclusive and cautious person. They'd likely call me a teenager because I look like one and exaggerate me as a "weirdo teenage gamer doesn't sleep and plays games and won't go to school" I'm honestly not good at thinking of what a news outlet would lie about me to say since I don't step out into public spaces (except my public love live twitter and here) so lmfao

That's really all I can think of if someone made fake news on me. Seeing people get cancelled over the littlest things, I always try to be extremely quiet on anything since I'm ^21.

 

[Corrin]

That's perfect! Tbh I used to get mistaken as a teen but now I look about 25.

 

[Tsutarja]

florida man

 

[Fleurdelis]

Local Dutch joker spotted in a supermarket nearby a train station ordering shovels

Stay tuned for more news at 5PM

 

[ReKoil]

They'd probably call me a sociable person or say how much I love to hang out in big groups and just what a complete success my life is 😔

 

[Megan]

I'm fairly forgettable so Idk what people could come up with. Though, I suppose if you just dig long enough you could find something I did many years ago that you could use to cancel me. ^^"