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Yeah. I try and grab the big ones by their necks, albeit with leather gloves because I'm a conscientious kind of daredevil. Next time, I'm going to try and make them latch onto my toe because I ran out of scream inducing hallucinogenics and now I need to improvise.

Have you ever read any Artemis Fowl?
 
Yeah. I try and grab the big ones by their necks, albeit with leather gloves because I'm a conscientious kind of daredevil. Next time, I'm going to try and make them latch onto my toe because I ran out of scream inducing hallucinogenics and now I need to improvise.

Have you ever read any Artemis Fowl?
 
No, but I craftily engineered the destruction of one by never getting off it. Bam. Out the window. What a manipulative genius I am.

Have you ever held a live octopus?
 
Yeah. The power to draw all the dust to a specific place, and then light the gargantuan mound on fire. Ahh...

Have you ever drank from a cup that someone else has drank from also...? Worst phrasing ever but there it is.
 
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