i challenge you to roast your favourite pokemon

Don't try to evolve next time I level you up at the Geothermal Plant, okay, Charjabug? I don't want to get rid of this Eviolite on you.

(Good thing SwSh fixes that.)
 
Because of it's fragility and mediocre Speed, Beedrill is unusable not just without it's Mega Evolution, but if it has no access to moves that can handle Rock and Steel-types like Brick Break or Drill Run.

Dragapult has wider special coverage, yet it's physical Attack is higher and it has even fewer moves to take advantage of it, with no reliable physical Ghost STAB just to add insult to offensive injury.
 
Oh no, Aegislash got nerfed? Time to drop it (not really)!

Also, Mimikyu's ability is not always all that useful, actually.

(I feel bad now)
 
tepigs just a pig Nothing more nothing less how uncreative Right?




Why did you make me do this?
 
Gosh dang it Typhlosion, you're my favorite gen 2 starter. Yet your shiny sucks and you die to one Earthquake without sash or air balloon.

Sylveon, for goodness sake honey, work on your physical defense. One poison jab and you're dead.

I tried-
 
Ditto, depending on transformations proves how shallow you are
 
There once was a Gengar who flew too high. The devs stripped him of his abilities and plagued Gengar with a cursed body.
 
What is Hypno even supposed to BE? Drowzee is very clearly a baku, but it just turns into a yellow dude with a fur scarf? Lame.

Also, "Seeing its swinging pendulum can induce sleep in three seconds, even in someone who just woke up"? Like, yeah! They just woke up! When I wake up and see the time on my alarm clock, I clonk right out again! Where's the dex entry for my clock then, huh?

Not to mention: that stat total? Literally weaker than an ant.

What a loser.

[PokeCommunity.com] i challenge you to roast your favourite pokemon
 
Tyranitar has way too many weaknesses.

Crobats face is kinda ugly.

Spinda has pathetic stats.

Lanturn is generic water type with it's only saving trait being the unique typing. Remove the electric type and it would never be remembered anymore.

Slakings "ability" is it's downfall.

Haxorous has shameful defenses.

And...looking at my signature. Idk why Ursaring is there. It's generic.

I still love all of them.
 
Haunting words:


Budhistic sayings brought you your power Snorlax. We have seen you since Season 1, so much time has passed and still your motto hasnt made you evolve, maybe change philosophy?
(Eat) Munchlax, 🤤
(Sleep) Snorlax 😴
?
(Die) Spooklax ? 😈
//
(Eat) Munchlax,
(Sleep) Snorlax
?
(Work) Tradelax? 🤑

Faith has played and will haunt you .
Or Karma will reward you,
Beware Snorlax, your roullette alike metronome awaits, maybe soon you can't snooze as you meet your final rest. 😱😵
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Snorlax I love you as my 11th friend.
But I can't afford you as a friend
- paying for your 30 Train Tickets -
 
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Empoleon: Imagine being weak to the other 2 starters
Volcarona: stealth rocks have entered the chat
Mareep: Wooloo took your spot as cutest sheep pokemon
Tsareena: DeviantArt would like to know your location
Absol: you're Absol-utely weak without your mega (also this pun is Absol-utely overused)
 
Someone's already pointed it out but Druddigon's design looks like it would have been rejected from Gen I.
I also despise the appearances of Jynx and Smoochum. One's just a weird humanoid horror show and the other is trying way too hard to be cute.
 
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