Last One to Post Wins! v4

Name : Captain Moonblast

1. What section(s) are you applying for?
Captaincy o' this fine vessel, who's been stuck in th' harbor fer too long!

2. What makes you a good fit for moderating your chosen section(s)?
Yarrr! I'll be directin' th' crew an' 'ave 'em get th' job done afore th' tide turns!

3. Do you already have any ideas for how to improve your chosen section(s)?
No Lemonade aboard? Scurvy! I be goin' to make sure we 'ave enough Lemonade fer th' ten next full moons!

4. A good friend of yours is breaking a rule by being toxic towards another member in a thread in your section. What do you do?
Mutineers? Them scallywags be walkin' th' plank afore they even realize they be in troubled waters, an' will spend a good while on some desert island! Arrr!

5. Your mod partners wish to decide on a big change in your forum, but you disagree with them. How do you approach the situation?
Avast! Since when does a ship have two captains ? Let us cross swords to see who be th' captain!

6. How often do you typically visit the PC Forums, and how much time per day or week do you approximately spend here?
Every day and night! Yo-ho-ho! And a bottle of Lemonade!

7. Anything else you'd like to say!
Yo-ho! All hands! Hoist the colours high! The sea is calling!
 
Fact Checking Gardevoir said:
Name : Captain Moonblast

1. What section(s) are you applying for?
Captaincy o' this fine vessel, who's been stuck in th' harbor fer too long!

2. What makes you a good fit for moderating your chosen section(s)?
Yarrr! I'll be directin' th' crew an' 'ave 'em get th' job done afore th' tide turns!

3. Do you already have any ideas for how to improve your chosen section(s)?
No Lemonade aboard? Scurvy! I be goin' to make sure we 'ave enough Lemonade fer th' ten next full moons!

4. A good friend of yours is breaking a rule by being toxic towards another member in a thread in your section. What do you do?
Mutineers? Them scallywags be walkin' th' plank afore they even realize they be in troubled waters, an' will spend a good while on some desert island! Arrr!

5. Your mod partners wish to decide on a big change in your forum, but you disagree with them. How do you approach the situation?
Avast! Since when does a ship have two captains ? Let us cross swords to see who be th' captain!

6. How often do you typically visit the PC Forums, and how much time per day or week do you approximately spend here?
Every day and night! Yo-ho-ho! And a bottle of Lemonade!

7. Anything else you'd like to say!
Yo-ho! All hands! Hoist the colours high! The sea is calling!
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Congrats Captain, you're hired! :D
 
Zeostar said:
I realized the application has to go through administrator PM. It would probably never even get past there.

I wanted to write one acting like Jessie and James from Team Rocket.
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You could still post it here. I would love to see that! ^^
 
I've been a mod someplace else and I'm not eager to have to deal with all the stuff involved again... I'm already perpetually short on free time =P
 
Regardless of my application, it was at least a new experience to write ✍️, and it felt amusing while writing the form. Doesn't matters much what will happen there, but I had made sure that I get the last preference!
 
@Fact Checking Gardevoir I also sent this in and submitted. Because ehhh why not. I actually put a bit of thought into it.

1. What section(s) are you applying for?

Mewoth: "Imagine when da boss learns we've infiltrated a Pokemon Forum. He'll load us with praise and riches"!

Jessie: "That doesn't answer the question you moron! What section are we applying for"?

James: "Team Rocket does not receive charity. Hand over the keys to the sections or be forced to fight"!

Jessie: "Shut up! I think he means we would like to apply for the technology section"!

Mewoth: "That doesn't exist anymore, morons"!

2. What makes you a good fit for moderating your chosen section(s)?

Jessie: "Twenty long years of hunting pikachu and the twerp".

James: "We are well equipped to deal with twerps of all shapes and sizes. Even the kinds that lurk on the internet".

3. Do you already have any ideas for how to improve your chosen section(s)?

Jessie: "Team Rocket never reveals it's plans or secrets"!

4. A good friend of yours is breaking a rule by being toxic towards another member in a thread in your section. What do you do?

ATTACK, WEEZING!

James: "Wait...Jessie. Did he just imply that I have friends"?

5. Your mod partners wish to decide on a big change in your forum, but you disagree with them. How do you approach the situation?

Jessie: "Prepare for trouble"!

James: "And Make It Double"!

Meowth: "Team Rocket doesn't engage in discussion! Unless it's with da boss. Now prepare to fight"!

6. How often do you typically visit the PC Forums, and how much time per day or week do you approximately spend here?

Jessie: "We at Team Rocket lead busy lives. From capturing Pikachu, to inflicting global domination"!

James: "That's correct. You can expect us to stop by the forum once a week. If you help us capture Pikachu, we might make two visits per week".

7. Anything else you'd like to say!

The application was a failure. James forgot to save the file and got hit with a Pikachu Thunderbolt. It looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!
 
Why do I feel bad for the person who has to go through all those applications... then again perhaps they'll get a laugh out of it.
 
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I will be happy if I am rejected, because I always think big, so instead of mod, I will go for super-mod a.k.a Admin, or in best case someone like Elon Musk !!
 
All these people applying to be a mod just so they can close this thread and win... I'm on to you! :sneaky:
 
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