Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Sopheria]

Granted, but You Know Who graduates from it and takes over the world.

I wish the Fairy Tail guild were real.

 

[Librax14]

Granted, but You Know Who graduates from it and takes over the world.

I wish the Fairy Tail guild were real.

Granted, but just the building is real.

I wish for the power to bend time

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but you end up bending yourself.

I wish I had a Krabby Patty.

 

[TY]

Granted, but it's full of poison :P

I wish my sisters would stop putting their music so loud ;-;

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted, but they start singing the lyrics in your bedroom. xD

I wish that no one will ever post in this thread. xD

 

[destinedjagold]

grante—error 404

I wish Cupid knows how to aim this time. xD

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

Granted but you drop it and step over it!

I wish for a Pokemon in real life!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's not yours :P

I wish Pokemon Link Battle (or Pokemon Battle Trozei for Americans) would be sold in regular shops.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but it is expensive as Duck!


I wish that I could be friends with the next poster.

 

[TY]

denied, as a already granted wish cannot be granted again :P

I wish i could twirl more fancier xD

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but fancy twirling makes you dizzy xD

I wish I had a Valentine for Valentine's Day.

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but he is a fat slob.

I wish I was as good as Squidward.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. You're now the best cashier ever!

I wish I was as good as Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen.

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but his ghost haunts you everyday of your life, until your death.

I wish we knew the Secret Formula.

 

[TY]

Granted, it exists of poop.

I wish for a harder RTS game

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but it's so hard that if you die in the game, you die IRL.

I wish for a harder JRPG.

 

[TY]

Granted, but Claptrap appears in it and he will stick with you for the entire game

I wish for more plushies

 

[Virtual Headache]

Granted, but they take up all your space so you need to move out.

I wish I would always make the right choices for the rest of my life.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you die in 2 seconds because Arceus.

I wish that this wish was uncurruptable.

 

[eviljelly]

Granted, its ungrantable just to be on the safe side

I wish to die painlessly in 80 years time.