~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted, you can now change between all 4 seasons at will :) ... all 4 seasons of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and it's now all you can watch ever again.

I wish for less pollution

 

[Roni]

granted, the whole world reverts to the Jurassic age and everyone gets eaten by dinosaurs. serves us right tho tbh.

i wish i actually cared enough to capitalize the first letter of every word in my sentences.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, now you also capitalize the rest of the letters in every word and people think that you're yelling in forums.

I wish that I was the smartest person in the world.

 

[Roni]

GRANTED, BUT YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO SPEAK, HEAR, AND SEE.

I WISH MY CAPSLOCK KEY WASN'T BROKEN

 

[Starlight]

Granted, now your shift keys are!

I wish the refuse collectors would actually empty my bins. Tbf to them the roads are covered in snow

 

[Roni]

granted, but they also take your bins.

i wish i could clone myself so i could efficiently divide my life workload.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, your clones hatch a plan to take over the world and clone an army

I wish that I would never get sick again

 

[Bug]

Granted, but every time you're about to get sick, that sickness gets transferred to an elderly loved one. Hope your conscience can handle that!

I wish I could wear a good hat that compliments my head shape.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, and your now a living breathing swadloon.

I wish earth to be 3 times as big

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, Do you mean 3 times bigger mass? Do you mean 3 times bigger radius? Do you mean 3 times bigger volume?

Those are three different things.

Changing any of these will affect the Earth's gravity. The acceleration due to gravity is given by:

g=GM/R²=9.8m/s²

G is the gravitational constant, 6.67x10⁻¹¹m³kg⁻¹s⁻²

M is the mass of the Earth, 5.972x10²⁴kg

R is the radius of the Earth, 6,371km or 3,959mi

If mass increases by 3 times, but radius stays the same, then the Earth's gravitational pull would be 3 times bigger.
If the radius was 3 times bigger with the same mass, than the gravitational pull would be 1/9th instead.
If both the mass and radius were 3 times bigger, the gravity would be would be 1/3rd.
If density is what you are holding constant then if the volume is 3 times bigger, then the mass would also be 3 times bigger. The radius in this case would be ³√3≃1.44 times what it was before and the gravity would be ⁹√3≃2.08 times what it was before.
If density is what you are holding constant and the radius is 3 times bigger, then the mass would be 27 times bigger, and the gravity would be 3 times bigger.
In any circumstance you are increasing the radius, you are increasing that much squared in terms of the Earth's surface area too, as well as the inertia involved with its rotation. Any changes to the Earth's surface gravity would have huge ramifications for life on Earth, its atmosphere, and its oceans. Any change in the mass would effect the orbit of the moon, and tides.

Basically it all depends on what specific aspect of the Earth we're talking about and what changes with it.


I wish my car never ran out of fuel

 

[Roni]

granted, but now the steering wheel won't work.

i wish i owned a private jet.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it's your private jet made of cardboard.

I wish the words 'earth big' had an extremely simplistic meaning.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now the words are meaningless to you and only you

I wish working from home was easy for me

 

[Starlight]

Granted but you work at the pig farm in your bedroom.

I wish I hated unhealthy food

 

[Bug]

Granted, but it doesn't make healthy food taste any better so now you hate all food.

I wish I could skateboard like Tony Hawk

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, you also turn his age, which currently is 52.

I wish for a carrot

 

[Squirtlenator]

That's it?! A carrot! You can wish for ANYTHING and you wish for a carrot...here you go🥕

I wish that I could sing very well

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but you sing so well that every singer on Earth wants to kill you out of envy.

I wish for inmortality

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, you have to watch your loved ones die generation after generation for the rest of time.

I wish to be smarter

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but the sheer amount of smartness you've acquired drives you insane.

I wish i had money