~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the wish gets corrupted.

I wish for a funny youtube video in my recommendations

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, now you just get rick rolled for all eternity.

I wish I had nunchaku skills.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you still don't have a nunchaku!

I wish I had something fullfilling to do.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you get a terminal illness and only have 1 week to do it.

I wish for better sketching skills.

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but your sketching skills are so good you become and feel useless on everything else (including living a life), so you sketch your own suicide note before dying.

I wish i had a rain cloud

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it never stops raining and never depletes.

I wish I had my own house.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, you now have your own house made of the finest cardboard money can buy. Congratulations.

I wish I had an infinite supply of money.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, your money is the Monopoly kind and it's not worth anything

I wish for world wide hunger to end

 

[ReKoil]

granted, but now nobody wants to eat anymore and is slowly starving to their demise.
(for some reason can only think of dark ways of granting this one lol)

I wish I could afford a car

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted, however because you don't have a driving licence, you can't drive it.

I wish I could swim.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but only when the moon is full!

I wish for less misery.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Half of the people in misery are now dead.

I wish I won 100k€ just now.

Spoiler:

I wish I could swim.

Granted, but only when the moon is full!

Beware of the were-swimmer! XD

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, you only have one minute to spend it or you get nothing at all

I wish for world wide peace and happiness

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, humans no longer inhabit the world. The Whole Wide World will have peace and happiness now.

I wish for a pay raise

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, the cost of living has also increased so that pay raise wasn't anything

I wish for a gold coin

 

[ReKoil]

granted, but gold is now worth less than copper.

I wish for covid to end =3

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but people haven't learned their lesson and still don't wash their hands properly. Chinchilla flu sweeps the world, killing 2 billion people.

I wish for a nice glass of spring water.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, you can't drink it but it sure does look nice sitting on that shelf.

I wish I had a cabin in the woods.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's made of wood and due to climate change wood fires are becoming more common!

I wish I had an underwater city.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you can't swim so you can never visit!

I wish for a bowl of noodles.