~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but you have to go to school for an extra 3 hours a day

i wish for a houndour in pokemon platinum

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's holding an everstone that's glitched and can't be removed!

I wish I had a new watch.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's a NASA watch, that gives time in space, but is not accurate on Earth!

I wish Youtubers didn't get copyright strikes.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but now nobody creates anything anymore because they can't protect their interests!

I wish Funko wouldn't release 40 million venom pops that people don't buy.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you buy them and you need to buy a new house to store them.

I wish time didn't fly that fast!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, every minute feels like an hour for you now! Enjoy your lengthy days!

I wish they'd make more eeveelutions =(

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but they are of much lower quality.

I wish Art History didn't feel horrifically boring to me.

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, it's the most super-duper-ultra-mega horrifically boring thing in the world! now with 3% more boringness!

i wish to know how to make a pokemon rom hack

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you will learn from here: https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?fn=fan-games
You'll master it eventually ^.^

I wish for new earphones

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but half of the songs are just muted.

I wish I was more productive when I work from home ^^"

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but your job has been changed to matchstick polisher!

I wish the world was kinder

 

[Allen303]

Granted the world is so kinder that now they killed every person to remove them from cycle of rebirth

I wish I was a billionaire

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here, have a billion pebbles. You pebblionaire you.☺️

I wish Ireland made it through to the finals in Eurovision....

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but then you wake up :(

I wish for a cup of tea

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's a modern art cup of tea with deep metaphorical meaning. It has no bottom and everything you put inside just flows down to the saucer.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they look like this:

Spoiler:

Will you still eat them? 😈

I wish for more courage

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you're only courageous when there is no danger whatsoever.

I wish for a Switch.

Will you still eat them? 😈

You are a terrible person :(
NB: And taste depends a lot on the look of what you eat... XD

 

[Duck]

Congratulations, here's a stick of wood. Not sure why you'd want one, but it's a free country, I guess.

I wish for a shiny lucky penny.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but its luck only works for people you can't stand, not yourself!

I wish for better paint.net skills

You are a terrible person :(
NB: And taste depends a lot on the look of what you eat... XD

I'd say the person who actually made those is worse, but eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All I did was google search some chocolate images ^.^

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now excel at clicking the "exit" button.

I wish for a national holiday soon.

All I did was google search some chocolate images ^.^

You know that Google shows you the content that it thinks will suit you? 🙃