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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, you're now so busy doing all the chores and other things you tried to hold off that you never find the time to do something you enjoy.

I wish for a better computer.
 
Granted. It goes crazy and enslave all of humanity.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.
 
Granted. But to obtain it, you had to steal it from the son of the President of Randomstan. Now he cries and his daddy is not happy; it is considered as a diplomatic incident and you start a new war between your country and Randomstan.

I wish I was better at League of Legends.
 
Granted But this remains fir only 3 days and then.. ..... 4 girls will fall in love with you and you have to marry them, Congratulations! You have four wives now!!!

I wish that Blastoise was the best Pokemon of all
 
Granted but every other Pokemon becomes extinct making Blastoise the best Pokemon of all!

I wish Mewtwo is my best friend!
 
Granted. You get a Phillips 3DO whose motherboard has rusted for absolutely free.

I wish tech support came to my home, instead of me having to go to them.
 
Granted. Shame there's no one to grant it.

I wish I didn't get sleepy.
 
Granted, they stop the poaching and instead do some really long cruises in their massive fuel devouring monstrosities of a car. You know, for the environment.

I wish to have a life.
 
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