~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted, it stops because you become a super hero. But your now tasked with stopping all violent situations.

I wish youtube would never recommend john legend to me again.

 

[Megan]

Granted, he decides to rename his channel!

I wish for a something that can make me feel invested!

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Your choice:
1. You start playing League of Legends, you end up spending all your free time on it and you further discover the toxicity of people, which makes you saltier than ever.
2. You start playing Dark Souls but now all your friends start calling you a masochist.
3. You start making a Pokémon fangame and the more progress you make, the more skeptical you are about your game design ideas.

Spoiler:

My life since the first lockdown in a nutshell.

I wish to not have the post-lunch exhaustion.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now skip lunch indefinitely. Can't be tired after lunch if you don't have it!

I wish for people to not hurt innocent animals anymore.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,But the innocent animals turned into Hunting dogs and now searching for you to hunt you.

I wish for a full "Tokyo Revengers" Anime adaption.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But you're not allowed to watch it or you get sued by the studio!

I wish I could sit on a cloud

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the cloud definitely isn't happy about it and cries all the time! It also gets smaller for some reason...

I wish for a lava-proof surfboard!

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, you have one now. Be careful for any lava splashing up though, as you are most definitely not lava-proof. The surfboard would end up being the only thing remaining!
Then again, the heat might already prevent you from descending to lava level in the volcano you want to surf in anyway.

I wish for shoes that don't wear down.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,But you can't buy them if you have lesser than 5000000$

I wish to meet my future wife tommorrow

 

[Starlight]

Granted... but she's also your future divorcee :(

I wish for peace and harmony

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Oh wait, in real life? yeah sorry about that.... 😈

I wish for better memory.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you can now remember up to 10^15 decimals of pi.

I wish my English was perfect.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but your legal name is now 'Perfecto'.

I wish for the wound on my thumb to close up.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but next thing you run into something and hurt yourself somewhere else. Tough luck.

I wish for a place to retreat.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's a new bed-cover, so you can retreat like this:

I wish corrupting wishes was optional.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but granting wishes is now also optional.

I wish for this Monday to end.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But after that is the next Monday, then the next, and the next...

I wish to go to Eurovision

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you're representing your country! Hope you don't have stage fright!

I wish teeth couldn't get cavities.

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but now your teeth will grow indefinitely. Good luck dealing with a ton of useless teeth!

I wish i was a bit older.

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted! You're now 4,000 years old.

I wish I could see ghosts and other spirits.