~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it is sooo small that you can't even see it, let alone interact with it!

I wish to understand the secrets of the universe!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but now it's no longer a secret :(

I wish for a national holiday called "Free Balloon Day".

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. On this day you get to take any balloon you see.... have fun taking little kids' balloons! 😉

I wish for fire resistant clothing 😏

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it is now weak to all the other types :(

I wish for From Software to never fail like CD Project.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they now tailor their games towards beginners.

I wish for all the bad thoughts to leave my head.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Just, granted =3

I wish to be more trusting.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. You now trust everything, no matter how silly. Such as...

Hey ReKoil, did you know I created the entire Pokemon franchise and that I'm secretly here undercover?

I wish for scientists to have better ocean exploration technology

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but after a few missions, scientists discover the sink stopper that maintains the ocean, inadvertently pull it and cause the ocean to disappear. :(

Spoiler:

I didn't even know how it was called a sink stopper, I didn't even know how to call this in my own language lol

I wish for Megan to not hurt people with her hammer.

 

[ReKoil]

There's no need to grant that, because it's a hammer of love and hugs already! 😊

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Elvis wants his blue suede shoes back.

I wish for the Nintendo Switch to have a longer lasting battery.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the price of the Switch doubled as a result.

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. There's exactly enough to go around! Now people just need to learn how to share 😔

I wish for the summer to be over.

 

[Zeostar]

...Honestly, I agree. Since I have to corrupt it though:

Next years Summer will be longer as a result.

I wish retro products could be more affordable.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you can get all the ET video games you ever wanted for only very little money.

I wish to better survive the heat.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your melting temperature is now 2 degrees Celsius higher.

I wish for a walk-in freezer. so I can hide in it for the entire summer next year.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you forgot to plug it to an electricity source, and now you are stuck inside.

I wish for a big bottle full of pokémon-made water!

 

[Megan]

Granted but it smells icky! Ever wondered where that water from Blastoise's cannon comes from? :(

I wish for a better way to travel than what we already have.

 

[ReKoil]

Fast Travel unlocked. You merely need to die and come back to life again every single time you use it....

I wish for an epiphany.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊

I wish for the end of high energy prices ;(

 

[Amore]

Congratulations, energy prices are no longer high!...because a solar storm wiped out all the world's electronics and we no longer have energy.

I wish my job was more interesting