Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Update #1 (Dry Lagoon)
I'm Doctor Eggman, the world's greatest scientist, and soon to be ruler of the world! If not for that accursed hedgehog, Sonic, I would have conquered it decades ago!
But I have an ace up my sleeve now. I have joined forces with Hat Kid, a time traveler who seeks her lost Time Pieces, and she has agreed to help me conquer everything to do it! She told me of the future, of how space pirates conquered the galaxy, and used aliens called the Zerg to devour her home planet. Furthermore, the space pirates lost control of the Zerg and they subsequently ate everyone. The child tells me of how I was one of the world's greatest heroes against the Zerg, and how my un-infestable robots held out longer than any other empire! But sadly, future Eggman failed, so Hat Kid came back to ask me for help while the Zerg and Space Pirates are still weak!
Since Sonic and his friends are very effective at stopping me, I've decided to copy them in my pursuit of world domination! Most of you are already familiar with Metal Sonic, the blue blur's evil doppelganger, and a few may even be familiar with Metal Knuckles, who I've brought out of storage since the World Grand Prix, and my various Shadow Androids, one of which managed to survive the Black Doom incident. I can also deploy the Egg Tornado, a fascimile of Tails's famous mech, or my own Eggmobile if I need to handle things personally.
But I have one further doppelganger to test: Metal Rouge. I sent her to the Dry Lagoon just outside Eggmanland's borders, to collect treasures guarded by the United Earth Directorate, many of which have already been retrieved by my evil robotic Omochao, just waiting to be picked up.
Metal Rouge found some Minerals and Vespene lying around, as well as a Gold Ring and some Grapes which were promptly stolen by that annoying Hedgehog, Sonic. (Not that I could have used them in any case). One of my Omochao had somehow managed to fight and defeat Koga in a Pokemon Battle, so I gave its badge to Cherrim, and retrieved Oak's Parcel for STBlue.
Metal Rouge also retrieved a weak Sword and a Pickaxe for Stardew Valley, which I would like to be well-developed by the time I finally manage to conquer it, and rescued an Oldhead named Boombap from an Omochao who was annoying him, and he offered to help set up a pro-Eggman Empire resistance movement in New Amsterdam, the capital of the UED.
We also recieved Virulent Spores left over from the Brood War that allowed Zerg Scourges to deal splash damage, and Cellular Reactors to give Terran units significantly more starting and maximum energy.
After returning from Dry Lagoon, we were attacked by Sonic the Hedgehog himself. Surprisingly enough, my Shadow Android easily beat him in a fight. That's never happened before, and it's an excellent sign for things to come! Shadow Android stole his Marshmallow and sent it to that astronaut who's stuck in a time loop. (Hat Kid says she's sorry for causing the time loop, by the way.)
