IMPORTANT: need kitten name ideas

so we decided on the kitten we're keeping from crystal meth's litter and it was her prodigal son we decided to keep, and his siblings were respectively cast off in the clutches of adoring friends
he's a clone of his mother - almost entirely white except for a black dot on his head, blue eyes, and fuck if I know cat breeds but I think he's the same genus as longcat

but now I need to flood the group idea chamber with names for him and i am requesting the OT legion for support

previous cat names, not that you'd pick them:
Girl
Casper (who I believe died many years ago)
Nana Pussy (my sister chose it at five years old, and she still doesn't know that he's more of a Poppa than a Nana)
and beautiful Crystal Meth

names I have already thrown into the mix:
Boy (as a throwback to Girl)
Kittamine
Nermal
MC Skat Kat
Tofu or Mushroom (I genuinely like them lol)

now your turn
 
I don't think any names I would personally choose vibe with these other names (Crystal Meth? why Dx), but I could come up with some odd names to throw into the mix that might fit with the other cats.

Electric Boogaloo/Electric Cattaloo
Funk
Quinoa
Jazz/Jazzy
Coffee/Black Coffee (Irony?)/Latte
Voodoo (a name I probably would choose tbh, lol)
Riff/Riffraff
Nitrous (Oxide is optional)
Hookah
Coconut Cream

Think that's all I got for now. Maybe none of them work but figured I'd throw my non-existent hat into the proverbial ring anyway.
 
Mushroom and Tofu are legit adorable names

Catty McCatface also
 
so we decided on the kitten we're keeping from crystal meth's litter and it was her prodigal son we decided to keep, and his siblings were respectively cast off in the clutches of adoring friends
he's a clone of his mother - almost entirely white except for a black dot on his head, blue eyes, and fuck if I know cat breeds but I think he's the same genus as longcat

What the heck are you talking about? Lol.

But, how about Carsleiyakx?

P.S. And why all the Drug references? o.O? It is kind of cute I guess, in like a Kid way, naming it "KITTYMINE!!!!!"
 
Chloesterole, "chloe" for short

Obama, so you can say "thanks Obama" when he misbehaves
 
I think Tofu will be perfect. Can I see a photo of a cat? And have you already chosen a name?
 
I bet crystal meth is an absolute icon.

some of my ideas: flour, salt, vanilla, puff, white russian
 
Snowball (white cat)

Midnight (back cat)

Salem

Alice

Guido
 
I like Noname.

Janola-bleach? Amusing.
 
Chai. :)
 
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