Our new PC mansion

[Superjolt]

Well you see, I had to vacuum up all the potato chips someone spilled in the hall! The crunching sounds when people walked over them at night was enough to drive you insane! I may be a ghost now but I still need to sleep! And uh... well, the vacuum got clogged and broke so I had to replace it...

Who's responsible for letting the giant mosquito-monkeys out in the house??

 

[Aquacorde]

I mean, since you became a ghost and stopped vacuuming, somebody had to clean up all those chips. May as well let the pets do it...?

 

[budube]

Pets? We don't have any pets. They escaped the other day flying up the chimney

 

[Aquacorde]

Oh. Well. We may have to apologize to the neighbors. And get someone to clean uo these chips.... we need to get Superjolt into a new body so he can get to vacuuming again!

 

[Superjolt]

If we know anyone that knows how to do that, of course!

And of course we have pets Cube, someone here has to own that dragon that keeps shrinking and growing exponentially large at random! (No really, who does that dragon belong to?!)

 

[Aquacorde]

I bet its owner is the same person who has that weird laboratory behind the kitchen... maybe there's a clue in there?

 

[budube]

What? No, the dragon isn't a pet it's just Fafrir.

As for the laboratory I have no idea, that explains why I was hearing people shouting when I was at the kitchen looking for midnight snack. What are they doing in that place?

 

[Superjolt]

I'm not sure, but maybe I can burn the wall down so we can see what's back there! Or at least, I would but it appears my flamethrower has gone missing. Alright, which one of you took it?

 

[Tsutarja]

It was me. This house is too precious to be set on fire, and it's highly flammable.

Or would you rather use it in addition to getting the fireproof materials as well?

 

[moon]

I enter and kick some snow off my boots.

It's soo cold outside, where can I warm myself up?

 

[Tsutarja]

Didn't we install a radiator last week for the cold weather?

 

[moon]

*scrambles*

Somebody stole it! We need a mansion council meeting.

 

[Roni]

heyy was just borrowing it for a while for my other house. forgot to tell y'all lol. don't worry i'll put it back.

wait i forget, did we already put up decorations?

 

[Starlight]

We did... I took them back down. They were just far too gaudy. I have some dyingly drab grey paint, let's redecorate!

 

[Roni]

hey i'm moody right now, why not!

our garden plants are dying though! who isn't watering them regularly?

 

[Starlight]

Well, I've been watering them. Hmm, if you've been watering them too... and maybe Tsutarja and Astromancer... oh my

Hold on... how long has that beehive been there?

 

[Roni]

Ah! Don't mind my Combee farm. Still lookin for a female to raise lol.

... Why does it look like someone beat it with a stick though

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Everyone, if they're dying! Sorry I had to leave, I was on vacation to northern Pokéjamaica.

 

[Roni]

oh awesome! what was it like? and did ya bring us anything back? :3

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Yes, in fact, I did! It's just some seashells tho. I was thinking about cleaning up that kitchen now that I'm back...