I'm not going to be on for a couple days, lightning storm knocked out my dsl modem. It worked, sorta, for the past couple of days but it was constantly dropping connection every so often, though reconnecting fast enough for the issues to appear like a massive lag spike. Modem went out completely last night.
I'm using a satellite connection right now but the ping is extremely high so online games of any kind are pretty much undoable.
Also, I had chickens. I had them in one of my farms, but got rid of em since I decided to make the next two underground levels just for animals. I've got a few stacks of eggs in my inventory though, so next time I'm on I'll finish another level and start farming additional eggs for anyone interested.
Edit - Tried getting on to put the eggs where someone could get them, but the lag was a lot worse then I was expecting.