Superpowers... with a flaw!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but these decisions are so smart that you won't understand why you make them!

I will become the smartest pokémon of the world!

Granted, so you can now walk through fire! But unfortunately your clothes aren't... so good luck wearing that pile of ash!

I would appreciate the power of super hearing

But Glaceon don't wear clothes ?

 

[ReKoil]

You are the smartest Pokemon. But now every human is a genius and those snobs will mock you relentlessly =\
Until you throw a black hole at them anyway...

I can now be at any height and look down without feeling queasy =D

But Glaceon don't wear clothes ?

ahem

Spoiler:

😉

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But looking up will cause your eyes to burn a hole in the atmosphere... please never, ever look up!

I need the power of invisibility. Please.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You are now invisible, but you also make so much noise that you would wake a Snorlax up!

I wish I could win a free vacation trip to Ryme City!
(Detective Pikachu's city)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the movie's already been shot.

I wish for a flyswatter that never misses it's mark!

Edit:
Wait this is the superpower one.... can't trust the post above me I guess 😂

You have the power to win a trip to said city, but you can only go there when there's no movie being shot!

I want the power to always hit my target when wielding a flyswatter.

 

[Megan]

Sure but every time you hit something your flyswatter breaks. As a result you produce a lot of trash which not only costs you a lot of money; it's also bad for the environment.

I'll take the power of shape shifting!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You are now a Ditto!

Granted, but the movie's already been shot.

I wish for a flyswatter that never misses it's mark!

Edit:
Wait this is the superpower one.... can't trust the post above me I guess 😂

You have the power to win a trip to said city, but you can only go there when there's no movie being shot!

I want the power to always hit my target when wielding a flyswatter.

Oops! What ? Why can't winning free trips to great cities be a super-power ?

I wish for the power to spread life wherever I go!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But unfortunately the universe must address the balance by cancelling out life on another planet every time you create one ;(

I would like the power to right all wrongs.

 

[ReKoil]

Deal. Now go forth and make Glaceon the most popular Pokemon worldwide :fufu:
Oh right... a flaw.... For every wrong you right you can't eat chocolate for at least one month. I guess you'll just have to give up on ever eating chocolate again 😈

I now have the power to freeze the sun :fufu:

 

[Megan]

As a result people are now forced to continually dance under the giant disco ball previously known as the sun to keep themselves warm.

I want the power of controlling the matrix!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You are now John Matrix's commanding officer... be careful you don't upset him!

I would like the power to mute horrible people

 

[ReKoil]

You now have the power to make them never be able to talk again.
But that just means they'll grab a keyboard and hide behind anonymity and become an even bigger nuisance as they spread their horrible comments anonymously!

I want the power of friendship =D
So that I land extra crits and avoid fainting multiple times!

 

[StCooler]

Unfortunately, everybody wants to be your friend, including Giovanni from Team Rocket, and you end up in jail for complicity in all the crimes he does!

I want to the power to control trees and wood, just like Magneto controls metal.

 

[Megan]

You get them but people now try to stop you by burning down all the forests! :(

I want the power to better deal with loneliness!

 

[ReKoil]

You mysteriously receive a package containing a lifesize Glaceon plush 😊

Spoiler:

I'd like the power to be in more than one place at the same time.

 

[Cosmega]

Now you can! You are now in every single place at the same time, unfortunately, because of that, you can't move.

I want to have the power to summon infinite food!

 

[Starlight]

You got it! But now you get all the FGers begging for chocolate outside your door every morning and you end up a hermit locked away from the ravenous hordes...

I would like the power to provide clean and safe water wherever I go.

 

[ReKoil]

Done. Run along now.

Spoiler:

I'll have the power to grant wishes 😏 =D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you are now bound to a magic lamp, in which you are stuck, deeply buried in some sand desert...

I'll become the Psychic Queen of Hoenn!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you have to face off against your rival the Dark King of Sinnoh!

I want mermaid powers!