Team Evil strikes back!

[Lycanthropy]

The Pok?mon world is filled with evil teams, each and everyone with their own set of goals: anything from making money to destroying the world as we know it. Everyone has heard from famous gangs such as Team Rocket, but for all we know there could be a great many more Teams that has been flying under the radar up until today. What are they up to? Well... you tell me. One thing is for sure: they are up to no good.

In this game you state the name of an evil organisation from the Pok?mon World: Team <something>. The next poster then tells us what the team is aiming for and their methods to achieve said goals, and then names another team for the poster after that and so on.

Here are a couple of examples that I totally didn't steal from the previous thread out of sheer laziness:

Spoiler: Example

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Team Darkness

They want to get rid of every single light source in the world and plan start by exterminating all fire type Pok?mon!

Team Petal

They're trying to overgrow the entire region in foliage by building a strange device that can drain Celebi's power and shoot rays of pure floral energy.

Team Cyber

Let's start with... Team Solar.

 

[Aldo]

They want to create a second sun to destroy and replace the moon forever.

Team Sugar

 

[Meadow]

YES I LOVE THIS GAME! <3

Anyway, Team Sugar wants to make everyone miserable by stealing all of the sweets in the world for themselves! These guys would even go far enough to unleash a Slurpuff army to raid any random shop in sight. D:

How about... Team KFC?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Team KFC grunts use teams consisting solely of Combusken. They hide behind a fast food branch, but secretly they want nothing less than world domination. They are closer to that goal than you might think, behind the screens the entirety of Pok?Trivia is already under their dominion.

Next up... Team Sky

 

[HyperMorian]

Team Sky, going by their literal definition, claims that the high skies are their home, intending to rule the world by gaining supremacy over the bright clouds while causing trouble for those who live on land with their twisted ideals. Armed by a series of mobile-flight vehicles and mainly Flying-Type Pok?mon within their disposal, these aerodynamic criminals are difficult to bring down into justice!

Next, we'll go with... Team Cannon.

 

[Janp]

Team Cannon, as you probably can guess from their name, wants to canonize every Pok?mon to the saint.

And their rivals? Team Hell!

 

[Sheep]

Team Hell wants to capture every dark-type Pok?mon in the world and power them up through EV-boosting items like Protein and Calcium, then use this army of Pok?mon to rule the world and show everyone dark types are superior. Better watch out!

How about Team Laughter?

 

[Meadow]

Team Laughter is an evil team exclusive to the Pok?mon Mystery Dungeon universe! They hijack the Reviver Seeds of unfortunate exploration teams, and replace them with Reviser Seeds instead! And as we all know, Reviser Seeds will make you die from laughter instead of healing you. Terrifying, right? A clover's worst nightmare, I'm sure!

Team Smartphones?

 

[Sheep]

Team Smartphones' goal is to capture all Rotom across the world so they can realize their dream of expanding the smartphone world and bringing their digital life, games included, to life! Rotom's ability to go into and control electronics shows limitless possibilities.

Team Blade?

 

[CodeHelmet]

Their goal is to steal all knives, swords and sharp utensils, forcing all humans to eat with their hands(which surprisingly may not be a bad thing....).

Team Vulpix

 

[Aldo]

Team Vulpix aims to steal all the Vulpix and Ninetales to appreciate their beauty

Team Glasses

 

[Aslan]

Team Glasses is an organisation run by near-sighted and long-sighted individuals who want to capture electric type Pokemon and use them to blind the people with 20/20 vision in the world so they can feel their struggle of not having perfect vision. All members of Team Glasses of course wear glasses.

How about Team Beans?

 

[gimmepie]

Team Beans are a bunch of angry, organically-minded farmers who are using their army of well-trained grass types seeking to ban pesticides with a violent rebellion.

Not as scary as the tread Team Puzzle.

 

[Resolve]

Team Puzzle is made up of people who are full of themselves and (get off) feel good from confusing people with whatever means.

What about Team Edge?

 

[CodeHelmet]

Their mission is to bubble wrap all sharp edges so that no one can get badly scraped arms, hands and legs.

Team Fini

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Those in Team Fini are very crafty, always one step ahead of their rivals. The grunts are sent out to brainwash any non-Fini members into joining their side, and if all else fails, mix a dose of suspicious purple liquid into their enemy's ice cream!

Team Curtains

Their mission is to bubble wrap all sharp edges so that no one can get badly scraped arms, hands and legs.

Haha, if only this team existed. xD

 

[gimmepie]

Team curtains are attempting to block out the sun with expensive fabric.

They're old news, who are Team Salad?

 

[Aldo]

Team Salad is a team of salad lovers who hunt for those who dislike salad and force them to eat it, with torture.

What about Team Jeans?

 

[Zeostar]

A team of floating pants

Team Santa

 

[CodeHelmet]

Team Santa inundates us with Christmas every single day to the point we are willing to submit to their complete and utter control if they?d only stop celebrating it.

Team Eevee