So, I was just sitting in a lawn chair on my front porch, eating some potato chips, and I looked over and a psyducking raccoon was right there. Right there! I know it might not sound like a big deal, but I'm a sheltered suburban girl who is basically afraid of all forms of wildlife, and, I repeat, I had an open bag of chips.
We had a brief staredown, it started walking across the porch (seeming to pay me no mind), and then a car drove by and scared it off. It was complicated, though, because the bag of chips was on the ground beside me, leaning against the lawn chair - what do you do in that situation? Are you supposed to grab the bag and put it in your lap so the critter can't root through/steal it, or is it better to go for a take whatever you want, just don't hurt me type of arrangement? I just semi-froze and slowly, frightfully moved the bag, undoubtedly creating more rustling than was wise.
(...On the plus side, perhaps the universe was sending me a good omen for Avengers Endgame? :laugh-squinted:)