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whenever I sleep early, I also wake up early. that has been a thing for my entire life it seems lmao.

if i sleep at 2 am (which im planning to anyway) imma wake up at around 7-8 am. should be good enough sleep to last through the day.
 
I have chronically low blood pressure and blood counts, I'm always tired, send help.
 
I get low blood sugar and it's fairly rotten. It equates to exhaustion, irritability, the inability to think straight and feeling sick. Compared to everyone else's afflictions, it's laughably tame.

And huzzah, over 1,000 posts. I shall celebrate with another spliff of something I jokingly call tea, but what is actually a meth and cocaine hybrid, topped off with icing sugar and cartoons.
 
Yeah, my step father is very sick, for instance, I feel lucky compared to him, but I still hate being all dizzy and walking into shit.
 
Brilliant idea for a best-selling story that will blow countless a mind.

A guy is gay... for an alien. In the 80's, and people have houses constructed in the same principals as Lego. And no, it's not E.T fucking re-imagined. It's art.

And to keep it relevant to the subject, some snow can be in it. A mound in the corner, and seated upon it is a hobo. Gotta keep it contemporary.
 
Pfft! Who needs connecting tissue when you haves shitty ideas that excite you? Anyway, the click-into-place thing always comes later for me. All of my initial ideas are cheap, flimsy, unimaginative shells, like 'dude has raggedy cape', and then they explode into a fireball of overly complicated prose and repressed sexuality. With zero content and insane jumps in character development, might I add.

Anyway, the brain is a crappy magnet that attracts stupid pieces of fucking metal, and it all comes together in the form of a huge chunk of safety pins and Coke cans, and the whole thing is horrible, and then you feed it through a dumb machine that makes a cube out of it, and then you sell the god damn cube for billions of bucks, or you go broke and die. That's how writing works.
 
Homeskulled Kid said:
Brilliant idea for a best-selling story that will blow countless a mind.

A guy is gay... for an alien. In the 80's, and people have houses constructed in the same principals as Lego. And no, it's not E.T ****ing re-imagined. It's art.

And to keep it relevant to the subject, some snow can be in it. A mound in the corner, and seated upon it is a hobo. Gotta keep it contemporary.
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I am always interested in stories about gay aliens
 
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Ash Ketchup said:
Please can I have some of whatever you're consuming HK, I could use an imagination.
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The secret is glue. I happen to be a glue connoisseur, actually. I've sniffed it all, man. Crayola. Elmer's. Goop. Gorilla. Titebond. Bondini. Testers...
Ash said:
i'd personally like an imagination that makes a little more sense but y'know
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It makes perfect sense, thank you very much. It's going to be done in future-tense first-person because everything will sound so decisive and masculine. I will open the door. I will beat the revenuer to death with my face. I will smooch the alien and whisper sweet nothings into his multiple ears.
noa said:
I am always interested in stories about gay aliens
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