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i live for things like jerry springer
 
I was a child who was very trustworthy to be left alone in large public places. I never had interest in talking to strangers, and knew to wait at the benches when I was done. I was left to go wherever I wanted lol

I think my mother figured I'd put up a fight if someone tried to snatch me, and people/cameras would see that in a market lol
she was probably right
 
I did just about whatever I wanted as a child, and I usually got in trouble for it. I wasn't allowed to go anywhere or do anything unless I told my parents what it was and then half of the time they weren't home anyways so I tried to get away with it behind their backs. That didn't work out very often and I'd usually end up watching out the window of wherever I was to try and see if my parents were coming around the bend so that I could run home and hope I got there before they noticed I was gone.

I wasn't a very good kid.
 
Man, I wasn't allowed to be home by myself until I was a pre-teen at least, and I was barely even allowed to go past certain points on the street up until that point.

...Story time, the place where I lived when I was a younger kid, turned out there was a classmate who lived in the house right at the top of the street. I happened to be over there playing with him one day and decided to ride my bike on the sidewalk on the side of his house that was not on our street, because I thought it couldn't hurt to do so since it was still by his house. Parents happened to drive by at that time and oh they were not happy at all. Soooo yeah.

Also I'm pretty sure they had neighbors spying on me and my siblings when we were playing outside. Couldn't even sneak away!
 
Last time I did something extroverted like that was in ROTC.


Ohhh I remember all us cadets gossiping about promotions when the SGM wasn't looking

haha, that was good times
we were mostly right

"X is the only one fit for that position, I know it"
"Did you hear about how many ranks X skipped? lmao"

And it ALWAYS turns into "I'm pissed that SGM didn't give me X promotion. I had all my shit checked whyyy"

And how Rucker totally just made up the Company XO position so he could be special lolol
 
I'm almost always the primary supplier of alcohol to parties my friends come up with. My dad used to own a bar so we just had boxes filled with booze for the longest time. I remember the first time I decided to actually go and party with people my own age I ended up bringing about 15 different things and roughly 30 bottles total (I took like 3 bottles of kinky, a couple bottles of Rum Chata, some schnapps and some other random stuff) and everyone flipped out and said that it was way too much. All they had was a couple cases of beer and some wine coolers.

Lightweights. Smh.
 
But you guys! Winston went from Sergeant to Captain! That's like 8 ranks!

And Rucker is a LET-2 he can't be a commissioned officer! It's only his second year!

And IT'S AGAINST REGS you can't command two teams! Fuckin' SGM...
 
Rum Chata and Fireball/Cinnamon whiskey tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Rum Chata and Three Olives Loopy tastes like Froot Loops.

I can't drink any kind of schnapps ever since my 20th birthday, ugh. The owner of my favorite bar back home got me a bottle of 99 Bananas that night, and ughhhh.
 
I have become so strangely unaddicted to alcohol these days. I guess it's got to do with me not partying quite as much as I used to. Not a bad thing really, haha. I prefer most often to meet friends in other ways now.
 
Chikara said:
I can't drink any kind of schnapps ever since my 20th birthday, ugh. The owner of my favorite bar back home got me a bottle of 99 Bananas that night, and ughhhh.
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I could get you 99 actual bananas, would you like that? :3

Believe it or not those George of the Jungle banana supercluster things are heavy. Like, you can't lift with your body what the African dude selling them is with his head alone.
 
Chikara said:
Rum Chata and Fireball/Cinnamon whiskey tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Rum Chata and Three Olives Loopy tastes like Froot Loops.

I can't drink any kind of schnapps ever since my 20th birthday, ugh. The owner of my favorite bar back home got me a bottle of 99 Bananas that night, and ughhhh.
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Once we ran out of kinky (the go to get drunk quick drink) I started drinking some root beer and butterscotch Schnapps while we played CAH and "beer" pong. Any time I think about getting some root beer or eating butterscotch candies now I just feel sick to my stomach. Though we made some pretty awesome milkshakes with coffee patron. I've always preferred yukon jack over Fireball. It reminds me more of big red gum and so it's not as offending with each shot you take.

adventure said:
I have become so strangely unaddicted to alcohol these days. I guess it's got to do with me not partying quite as much as I used to. Not a bad thing really, haha. I prefer most often to meet friends in other ways now.
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I'm not really a party animal, but I think I've drank enough for a few years at least. When I went to the bar people kept buying me saltd caramel shots as a joke I guess, and so now any time I think about eating caramel or peanuts I kinda get sick to my stomach and the thought of alcohol in general in nauseating at times. Though rum chata and Jaeger still has a place in my heart regardless. I think my friends have started to feel the same way, seeing as we've not had anything resembling a party in about 5 or 6 months now and mostly just meet at mcdonalds to play our games and mess around since they give us free stuff a lot.
 
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