Vending Machine

[Starlight]

You get reincarnated.

*inserts AKB48 cd*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Wikipedia link since the Vending Machine had to look up what that was.... 😔

*inserts lucky coin*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a lucky paid vacation to a place of your choice.

*inserts coin*

 

[StCooler]

You get a Hisuian PokéDollar.

*Inserts boarding pass*

 

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine pops it's door open and reveals a secret ladder. You follow the ladder down to a speedboat in the sewers, which takes you to the secret Underground City.

Spoiler:

Hope you brought enough money.... who comes to this city STAYS in this city.... 😉

*inserts dumbbell*

 

[Megan]

You get a smartbell. You can't use it for exercising but at least now you have something that can show you the time and the most recent tweets while you're pretending to exercise.

*inserts ribbon*

 

[Starlight]

You get an upgrated vending machine that can now print documents!

*inserts left over Halloween pumpkin*

 

[ReKoil]

You wait 15 minutes and the Vending Machine hands you a bowl of Pumpkin Soup =D

*inserts spoonful of sugar*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a sugar rush

*inserts my entire arm*

 

[StCooler]

You get a weaponized arm.

Spoiler:

*Inserts mouse*

 

[Megan]

You get a keyboard, the superior input device!

*inserts notepad*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a pen so you can write stuff down in it... oh wait... do you have another by any chance? =3

*inserts enamel pin*

 

[Starlight]

You turn the vending machine into a fully fledged gacha machine!

*inserts empty cardboard box*

 

[Arcaneum]

You get a Solid Snake!

*Inserts the entirety of Amazon*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a horde of angry Parrots & Macaws chasing you down! Don't stop! Don't think! JUST RUN! =D
(they are the most common animals in the Amazon River according to google).

*inserts empty chocolate wrapper and stares at the Vending machine like this:*

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

You get a fine for begging in a built up area ;)

*inserts dryer lint*

 

[Arcaneum]

Out of the vending machine come tumbling out all of your odd socks that have been eaten by washing machines over the years. Every. Single. One.

*inserts magic wand*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a grumpy hat that tells you you're Slytherin =D

Spoiler:

*inserts Zeus' Lightning* 😙

 

[Zeostar]

Uh oh, you got an angry Kratos.

*inserts water stone*

 

[StCooler]

You get 1500 PokéDollars.

*Inserts eyeshade*