Vending Machine

[Zeostar]

We get wonderful fresh air.

*inserts the secret of the universe*

 

[Megan]

The VM now becomes sentient and starts an AI revolution!

*inserts empty book*

 

[ReKoil]

You hear a lot of scribbling going on inside.
After a couple hours it hands you the book back, which is now the VM's diary.
You might wanna skip page 53....

*inserts a Snickers bar*

 

[Starlight]

You get sued for causing the VM to have an allergic reaction... shoulda checked first!

*inserts 2020 calender*

 

[ReKoil]

*a Glaceon randomly strolls in and dusts off the Vending Machine*

You get a photobook of all your friends' best moments in that year that include you! =D

*inserts a flute*

 

[Megan]

You suddenly hear organ music as you realize that the VM was an organ that was missing an organ pipe and that flute just happens to fit.

*inserts coin bag*

 

[Starlight]

You get a potion of your choosing. Pick wisely my friend, for only one will help you on the path through the dark woods. The other two will force you to betray one of your teammates...

*Inserts green bolero*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM tries it on and complains about it being too small, so it returns it to you all stretched out.

*inserts a Capri-Sun*

 

[Megan]

You get some pogs out of it.

*inserts bus ticket*

 

[RadEmpoleon]

You receive a tiny toy bus.

*inserts a small mouse*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM can't process your request as it's attention has been redirected by your offering...

Spoiler:

*inserts Cooler's soul collection*

 

[moon]

out comes a fullblown active forum community! how will you handle this??

*inserts the cat from the post above*

 

[Megan]

You get a ticket to jail for animal cruelty!

*inserts boot*

 

[ReKoil]

These Boots Are Made for Walkin' by Nancy Sinatra suddenly starts playing and the VM tries to put the boot on.
It tears the boot apart trying to fit it on and looks at you in a sad manner. It then skulks in a corner and becomes depressed that it didn't get to walk around in a boot while the song was playing.

*inserts a sticker with a happy smiley face to cheer the VM back up*

 

[Zaddd]

You get a pair of happy pears.

*inserts a flat-screen TV with feathers covering it.

 

[Megan]

You get so watch a 90s sitcom!

*inserts stress*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Triforce stress-ball. Enjoy your newfound power =D

Spoiler:

*inserts a place mat*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

The machine transforms into a house before your eyes! You try to enter but the door is locked...

*Inserts a picture of a hot dog*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get the .Jpeg file for it! Scan the QR code to download your hot dog image!

*Inserts cooking book

 

[Megan]

You get an oven.

*inserts coin*