What do you smell like right now?

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    Like a corpse? Like a Disney princess who fell in a shimmering lagoon of especially pungent water lilies? Like a guy who forgot to shower?
     
    Not entirely unlike someone who has tea breath and is in smelly pyjamas. But be reassured, I shall soon be whiffy with the smell of shampoo and hand soap, because actual soap is just a trick.
     
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