What do you want your last words to be?

I NEED A HERO, I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE, IT'S GOTTA BE SOON
AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE
LARGER THAN LIIIIIIIFE
 
I would say this :
Gun :Kill me...Make sure Square Enix puts Advent Children Complete on DVD...WAIT! What the hell am I talking about?! I don't wanna die! But If I do Make sure Square Enix puts Advent Children Complete on DVD and Put in with me in my grave......er.....Bye! -Dies-
Knife : Do I have any friends?! Before you kill me I wanna check my Facebook,Hotmail and PokeCommunity! Or at least threaten Square Enix to put ACC on DVD! Ok Deal -Dies-
 
An exact repeat of Alex the smart parrot's last words: You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.

If not that, my good ol: "No worries."
 
"Om nom nom." As I choke to death whilst eating a cake.
I would rather the cake was poisoned, but I'm not sure anyone would be willing to go to such a low level that they would ruin a good cake.
 
LOL.

"Remember when I told you that I signed that will in your name? I.....lied...."

*Dies*

Yep. I'd say that.
 
"I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Oh, ****!"

Hey guys, I'm back. It'd be pretty weird to have those last words.
 
OMG god i'm about to get shot in the face bbwwaaahhhhhhhh- BOOM. Blood and grey matter spray everywhere! The end:)
 
If I had a choice, I wouldn't die. :/

As for last words, I feel they're kind of useless. I usually say what I need to say anyway.
 
The Declaration of Faith. If I want to go to this heaven everyone's talking about, what better way to get there? :D
 
Not exactly appropriate. I advise you not to look if you're under 14. I MEAN IT.
Spoiler:

Either that or...
"ANNNNDD CUT!", you know, like a movie director.
 
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