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Five feet high and three feet wide
No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!)
Its taste could drive a lesser man insane
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Sweet Christ!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Fuck yeah!)
Whoa-ho
It's a shit-ton of chicken
On a dickload of ham
An explosion of clams
Whoa-ho
Top that fucker with yams
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
And you've got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck!
I mean eat...what?
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft
Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts
It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts
As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Oh tits!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Hot balls!)
But when those are unavailable, I'll probably love it if it comes with chicken and/or egg.
I just go for either a plain nutella sandwich. Sometimes just a plain cheese sandwhich.
I don't go for sandwiches much tbh, but if it were anything more complicated than the two above (and not by much) it would be a spaghetti toastie.
this baby right here: https://www.newks.com/menu/items/menu-sandwiches-club
the club from newk's café is enough to make me want to cry. like you don't understand how happy that sandwich makes me. :,(
if it's from home I usually make a noice grilled cheese sandwich (the old fashion way, not toasted) with a fried egg.
i'm perfectly satisfied with a good ol' egg sandwich, preferably scrambled egg w/ egg whites and not fried up egg that only has flavour in the middle of the sandwich
I don't think anyone has ever heard of this but, Pan con Bistec. It's basically meat in Cuban bread, optional fried onion strings, and whatever else you want. If anyone ever goes to Florida, Los Angeles, somewhere where there is Cuban food, I recommend trying this.
It's hard for me to just choose one, so instead I'll pick the three that I have equally in 1st place
• Tuna Sandwich! I love tuna, I don't drain out the water, I just mix with the condiments (mayo, mustard, and flavorings).
• Subway Melt, yeah from Subway, I love it spicy, no tomatoes
• Ham, Turkey with Blue Cheese on Rye or Wheat Bread and lots of Spinach and onions.
Right now my favorite thing is when I make a grilled cheese sandwich with pepperjack but adding some smoked ham and egg in the middle to top it all off! c: My gosh it's so delicious in the mornings!
I love tomato sandwiches. So much. I had one for lunch today (well, okay, it was actually a wrap, not a sandwich) with tomato, hummus, spinach, cheese, and olive oil. So good.
Please avoid double-posting and bumping your own thread.
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My favorite sandwich of all-time is the Elvis Kieth from Ike's Place in San Francisco. It's halal chicken, teriyaki, wasabi mayo, and a cheese on the Dutch Crunch bread they have. It's...fantastic. Haha.