you've just defeated your antagonist

how do they die and what is the one liner you use?
 
It's late night. The antagonist is at his mansion standing on the balcony that overlooks his pool.

I sneak in and quietly maneuver my way to his position with shotgun in hand. When I get there, he notices me. He catches me off guard and knocks the shotgun out of my hand, and we proceed to fight, hand-to-hand combat. I throw a few punches, then he throws one, and I block it. But he catches me off guard once again and jabs me in the stomach. I keel over, and he kicks me in the chin. I fall back, and he walks away, as he starts with his crummy monologue.
I then sneakily reach for the shotgun and, since he is turned away from me, I stand up and shoot him in the back, right in the middle of his monologue. He then falls into the pool, Scarface style.
I walk to the edge and shoot him again, just in case, and then I dramatically say:

"Catchphrase."
 
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Death by natural causes, because they're no longer my adversary, but an old friend. As they gasp their last breath, I say "I told you I'd kill you with kindness friend."
 
*Teleports behind you* Pssh... Nothing personnel, kid...
 
gg no re
 
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