Random Job Generator

https://writingexercises.co.uk/random-job-generator.php

(Hopefully the link works).

Roll once.

This is how you will spend the rest of your entire life.

How do you feel?

Factory worker.... I guess it could be worse lol

Diplomat

Displeased. Dreads interacting with people as-is. Tosses in a foreign language and negotiation into the mix too.

Might accomplish some good, on the plus side. Assumes competency, of course. Could also be the cause of fraying international relations.

Farmer

Pray for me as I engage in backbreaking 18 hour work days for 20 cents.

(Justice for farmers goodness gracious)

Baggage Handler

Not exactly the most fulfilling or well paying job, but given my lack of skills it's at least something I could probably do....maybe

Nun

Hm... Sister Starlight... not sure they would want me to stay for my entire life to be totally honest 😇

I'm a cook apparently so I feel bad for anyone who has to try my cooking :D I am not too hot at cooking. I can do a few Chinese dishes so maybe I'll try work in that type of restaurant?!?

Surgeon, very stressful life I guess ^^"

Flight instructor.

I actually sort of like this, aviation is pretty cool if not a little stressful.

Financial advisor

yo what I'd be a terrible financial adviser.

Dietician

lmao given my lifestyle and eating habits i would make a terrible one

Garden designer... honestly not too terrible. I hate gardening, but I wouldn't have to do that part lmao.

Cook, which I would fail at because it's a high pressure job.

Scaffolder
I hate heights, I might have to quit my job before it evan began =(

I'm going to play.

"Roofer".

Well, I guess I'll be like my dad was. Feels strange to have rolled this.

Street entertainer

That could be fun actually!

Illustrator!

That's actually quite interesting! I'd probably have some spikes of activity followed by burnout and existential dread but it would still work alright for me... and even if I'm not the best at drawing, I still have a good feeling about this ♥

Gonna be a Magician apparently.

Welp then...

Disc jockey,
I would like that for a few years. :P

Driving instructor

Ya see, the thing is… I don't know how to drive