Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Roni]

Me. Been sitting here for the last 3 hours. Please come open the door I'm cold and scared.

What color is the sky right now?

 

[ReKoil]

Green and red... it's full of Christmas vibes =3

Are you the one who invented the internet?

 

[Zeostar]

Yes, and all it's lovely inhabitants. Yay me!

Is ancient egypt just an ancient myth?

 

[StCooler]

Actually, it's older than you think. Pyramids where built by dinosaurs, around 200 million years BC.

How is your 1-million-subscriber Youtube channel doing?

 

[ReKoil]

1 million subscribers? pffffft, that was like 3 weeks ago dude. I'm at 100 Million now.
My success is all thanks to my reaper glaceon copypasta. You know... subscribe, or else.... it comes for your soul 😈

Do you remember the great forgetting?

 

[Zeostar]

Yes. It's a holiday that happens on December 32nd.

Do you remember the secret password?

 

[Starlight]

Of course! A six letter password like "secret" is pretty easy to remember to be honest.

What time is the delivery due?

 

[ReKoil]

About 6 centuries from now (602 years, 7 months, 23 days and 2 hours as of this post). They haven't invented your infinite chocolate generator machine yet, but they are confident they will be able to make one by then! 😊

Doctor, WHO?!

 

[Zeostar]

Spoiler:

I guess he's an owl.

Two bars walk into a bar. What happens next?

 

[StCooler]

The two bars (the beer shop) start singing the (music) bar they've just found. But a bar is very short. So they start improvising a whole 14-minute song, including two solos.

Have you prepared your speech for tomorrow?

 

[ReKoil]

There's no need. I'll just have my body double do it. I've been receiving these threats by mail, I ain't appearing in public.

Could you show me how that trick you just did works?

 

[Starlight]

Spoiler:

😂😂😂

The two bars (the beer shop) start singing the (music) bar they've just found. But a bar is very short. So they start improvising a whole 14-minute song, including two solos.

Have you prepared your speech for tomorrow?

I have actually. It's 857 pages long and will take around 19 hours to get through if I'm really quick. Thanks for volunteering to listen attentively and take notes Cooler, it's much appreciated :)


What does gravity look like?

 

[StCooler]

I have actually. It's 857 pages long and will take around 19 hours to get through if I'm really quick. Thanks for volunteering to listen attentively and take notes Cooler, it's much appreciated :)

Can't you just give me your notes instead? :D

Could you show me how that trick you just did works?

Actually I can only do this thanks to the assistance of Arceus. You should ask it instead, I'll give you its email address.

What does gravity look like?

Gravity is an effect of the curvature of spacetime. Thus, it looks like me curving my bed when I'm lying on it.

Is that spider watching you sleep?

 

[ReKoil]

Yes, I asked it to. I regularly find myself transformed into Alolan Ninetales after waking up, I wanna know what's causing it.
Once I do, I'm gonna try and harness it and become a Glaceon with Ninetales' beautiful tails added =3
I'll then be a Ten Tails and wield godlike powers. 😈

Have you heard about that new restaurant?

 

[Devalue]

The Lap of Luxury? Yes. Caters exclusively to pets. Turns all humans away. Seats the mammals in cardboard boxes with an option for an electric blanket. Heard really good things about their Salmon and Shrimp special. Might try sneaking in.

Which is a better disguise: Garfield, Hello Kitty, or Grumpy Cat?

 

[Zeostar]

Hello Kitty. Clearly the most threatening being in existence.

Why did Santa eat the presents?

 

[Megan]

Because he was starving to give everybody their presents.

Why?

 

[Devalue]

Revenge. Did you see the look that worker gave? Oversalted those french fries on purpose. Rendered them inedible. Justifies dumping salt into their vehicle's gasoline tank.

Have you ever written a children's book?

 

[Roni]

No but I've bitten several. They know what they did.

What's on your bucket list for 2022?

 

[Starlight]

A red one and a blue one would be nice. I have a black one already.

What is your favourite season?