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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

It is. Summer has a restraining order and isn't allowed to be on the same continent as you though.... don't you remember banning it? 😏

Why are you launching that submarine into space?
 
It's my bad. I annoyed Zeus. He wanted to punish me, so he opened a dimensional portal in my backyard to a random planet in the Milky Way. So it's not exactly a raccoon, but a similar "animal" from another planet :(

Where is my umbrella?
 
Cooler struck a deal with some Phantump. He sends lost children out into the woods and if any of them become a shiny phantump upon being reborn it would become Cooler's pet.
Kinda dark lol.... blame the PokeDex entries... not me 😇

Why are you carrying around an ironing board and asking people for Iron ingots?
 
The plastic vase on the left commanded it.

If a question requires an answer, and an answer requires an explanation, what toppings do you place on a pizza?
 
Turns to the words of Kant for this. Proposed the idea of the categorial imperative. Describes moral actions for everyone to follow. Must be allowed for everyone to do if you can. Applies only to truly good acts.

Ordered a pizza for two other people. Chose peanut butter and ham for them. Was not given a serving. Received no benefit from this action.

Excludes self-serving acts from the categorical imperative. Would not be generalizable, if so. Makes peanut butter and ham the true moral choice.

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What did you find inside the mummy's coffin?
 
An ancient smartphone. These old rulers need something to distract themselves while waiting to be reborn, after all. Turns out: pyramids are only pyramids so they draw out the lightning to fuel those ancient contraptions. We really could learn a thing or two from them...

How much money is in your wallet?
 
Flies Mongolia's flag. Hit it off with Dorj. Decided to emigrate from the United States.

An ancient smartphone. These old rulers need something to distract themselves while waiting to be reborn, after all. Turns out: pyramids are only pyramids so they draw out the lightning to fuel those ancient contraptions. We really could learn a thing or two from them...

Explains a lot, actually. Covered their walls in emojis. Practically inspired Facebook.

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What do you do to pass the time on a long car ride?
 
It's a location.
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Why is that panda looking at me?
 
It might be the way you are dressed.

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Or perhaps it's because you stole it's bamboo because you wanted to make some scaffolding.

I think the real question here is: is it blushing or is it angry with you? 😏

How many cats do you need to own to transform into a Khajiit?
 
Unfortunately I am a Slowpoke mixed with a Spinda. I dance all the time. Pls halp.

Where do you park your private plane?
 
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