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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

I have quite a few pairs actually! Kate and Paul are charged with following Cooler, Hideki and Bill lurk around ReKoil, Roni is shadowed by Amy and Louisa, Alessandro and Sabrina sneak on... well actually never you mind those two.

How windy is it where you live right now?
 
Keanu Reeves. If not for him we'd all still be in the Matrix!
Please ignore any error messages you see, those are not real!

Where have the lemmings gone?
 
We work, therefore we are! How are we to be anything if we don't work? To work is to live!
Don't ask what your work can do for you, ask what you can do for your work!
Notice: If you see anyone not working, please report them to Human Resources. The bad apple will be disposed of replaced asap!

Why are you bringing a skateboard to the beach?
 
Actually, when I go to the beach, I bring a folding campsite in my backpack. It's a bit large when unfolded so if I want to move freely between the houses, barbecues and gardens, so I bring a skateboard.

Why are you plugging this to your computer?
 
Any size actually. I can always gigantamax it whenever I want.

How good are you at geography?
 
I am surrounded by hundreds of cats, working me to the bone as their butler.
I spend all day cleaning their litter boxes, feeding them and making sure there's fresh water.
If I behave they'll pet me and purr at me =D

Why are you walking around with a steering wheel?
 
Just in case I need to drive my house to another place. I always keep it with me, because I fear some people might steal my house. Now they can't! :D

What will your next measures be, Mr/Mrs President?
 
Ban everyone
Idk. tbh. I was never expected to win the election anyway. Like, I even said "if I win I will do nothing!" but people still voted for me. Maybe I'll take some vacation time and think about it. Meanwhile people get to do some vacation as well, I guess...

How long did it take you to get such a big collection?
 
I do actually! I have a speciality blend of the very finest arabica mixed with a little Kopi luwak. I lovingly brew it at 78 degrees for 3 minutes and 23.7 seconds before SLOWLY pouring it into a fine china cup. That's when I hit it with the tennis racket.

Who is the G.O.A.T?
 
You mean the General Oatmeal Ambassador Trainee? It's what they call interns around here. I don't know why people these days have to rename the most mundane jobs...just to make them sound cooler than they actually are. <_<

What are you doing with that filter?
 
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