Best/Cringiest Pickup Lines

[FlameChrome]

just a thread to post your best and/or your most cringiest pick up lines, nothing else to say, have fun.

Bonus points if you can get a conversation going of just pick up lines only

 

[Roni]

damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

 

[RadEmpoleon]

damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

I don't think anything can top this one haha

 

[Fairy]

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

 

[amberstar2604]

What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

 

[Fairy]

What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

*fans self*
goodness me, almost made me swoon with that one. think i might have to sit in this dumpster for a spell while I compose myself from these womanly hysterics!

 

[Roni]

What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

risky, but might pay off real well

"Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite."

 

[Squirtlenator]

can I take a picture? Because my family and friends are never gonna believe that I saw an angel

 

[Starlight]

I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂

How about... You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you!

 

[Roni]

I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂

non family friendly pickup lines are the best!

the word of the day is "legs".

why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?

 

[Starlight]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

You guys are so going home alone btw 😂

 

[Roni]

You guys are so going home alone btw 😂

good. nothing different from what i already experience then :p

"hey girl, are you a laptop? because you're pretty darn hot even though you're just sitting there."

 

[Inky]

Damn girl are you roni because whenever I see you I have an uncontrollable urge to cry and make sacrifices in the woods

 

[Corrin]

damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

Hi, I'm coming to ban you.

As for me, leaving your number instead of a tip at a restaurant. I have seen this done.

 

[Arcaneum]

Well here I am, what were your two other wishes?

Now I'm not a photographer, but I don't need to be to picture us together.

Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're kinda hot and I want s'more.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

You can call me Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give you up.

 

[Mercurybro]

I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart

 

[Starlight]

"Your eyes are the same colour as my ferrari"

If you got a green ferrari mate, GTFOH!

 

[Fairy]

"I put the STD in stud, all I need is U."

 

[gimmepie]

"I put the STD in stud, all I need is U."

Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.