can you take on jeff bezos in a fight

[colours]

RULES
- only fists
- jeff bezos cannot pay people to fight for him. you. and him. mano y mano.


THE SETTING
somehow, you find yourself crossing paths with Jeff Bezos. while walking past him, you accidentally step on his shoes that probably cost more than your entire life savings. bezos is pissed. his shoes are scuffed, and the only way you can resolved this is with a fight. do you think you can take him on?
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[Pig]

Not only do I fight him, and believe I could take him on, but I take his shoes when we're done. He is not above being bullied.

 

[Mercurybro]

Yes.

I would knock him out quickly, take his shoes, tie them together, and throw them onto a power line somewhere.

I wanna see the remake of this thread with Elon Musk, though. He actually annoys me more, even if his companies are being more innovative and less corporate-focused than Amazon is.

 

[Mab]

i am very weak but even i would beat him to death

 

[jaggybeanz]

If it's hand-to-hand i would win (hard diff tho, bezos would still have an asspull move imo)
But once he's on the floor a neck snap should be enough.

...even tho i would be arrested, sued in an unfair international court and tied to an electric chair or exiled to Greenland for 100 years.

EDIT: looks like killing is not allowed. I would still be arrested for beating Jeff Bezos to a pulp

 

[Zeostar]

Yes, then he's getting stuffed in a box and sold on Amazon.com for 50 million.

 

[Corrin]

I'd beat him up and sell his suit and shoes.

 

[Megan]

There's only one way to find out! I could use a new pair of shoes...

 

[Nah]

I've never been in a fight and have never seen Bezos in a fight, so I can't really know who would win in this

 

[Fleurdelis]

wdym accidentally I did it on purpose... Amazon supports the complete evil by shipping shovels

ez victory for me, Amazon removes and burns every shovel they have and perhaps I will steal some of those nukes Jeff has

 

[Arcaneum]

Imagine fighting him when instead you could befriend him, get next in line to take over Amazon and then kill him.

The fight is still won, it just takes a little longer is all.

That said, I am SO taking a swipe at him in the interim.

 

[Devalue]

Estimates 50/50 odds. Weighs youth against exercise regimes.

 

[punishedfelix]

Being disabled, I would be effectively owned; I need the support of my friends, like Unown or Wishiwashi.