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Chit-Chat: Do you still believe in one another?

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I really hate bugs, but for some reason I find arachnids kind of... cute. I dunno.

As far as what I did before I was alive goes, if I recall right I wrote the Loyalist Teaching back in the 1900s BC. I also had a pyramid but it's a big pile of dirt right now so I'm not really that proud of it... smh

it's what you get when you hire incompetent workers to make a beautiful thing. By the way, my great great great great grandson was sacreligious. He doesn't understand the beauty of polytheism, sadly
 
There are some real-life bugs that I think look kind of cool, but we don't get to see too many of them where I live. But on the college campus we do tend to see deer out in the fields near the dorms and one of the facilities rather regularly.
 
I try to stay away from poisonous insects and arachnids; from bees, to spiders, to centipedes, they're capable of killing humans whether they're allergic to them or not.
 
The only bugs that tends to bother me are cockroaches and wasps, other than that I'm not really phased by them, even spiders..
 
Insects and arachnids? Them motherfuckers need to go. Now where on earth did I leave my flamethrower...
 
The other night I just noticed that most all of my neck fat is gone. I peered my head down and confirmed it was true. I'm so happy :D
 
I'm okay with bugs, but I'm seriously terrified of spiders. Not like "ew ew spider ew", I'm pretty sure I have serious arachnophobia. About a month ago, I was going to take a shower, and I almost got in the tub, when I looked up and saw something crawling across the wall, and having a hard time hanging on(which is why it caught my eye, it was jerking around a lot). I went and got my glasses, and it was a FREAKING SPIDER THAT WAS, I AM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING, IT WAS FREAKING 4 INCHES LONG. I think it was like, a long legged sac spider or something. I looked it up, and found out it was poisonous. djlkhflajkdfhg.

My boyfriend had to kill it for me, while I hid behind the door. If I didn't see it up there, it probably would have fallen on me. I'm not sure why it was having a hard time walking on the wall, though .-.

Anyway, I couldn't take a shower for like a day and a half, just because I saw a spider on the wall above the tub. I still check the walls, and even the shower curtain before getting in. I always let my imagination get the better of me when it comes to spiders. Ugh.
 
I'm good with spiders. Whenever I encounter a spider in my house I check its web before making an executive decision. If the web is full of other dead bugs then the spider has earned its keep and I let it live.
 
This might give me a reason to actually watch The State Of The Union Address:

https://reason.com/blog/2015/01/20/have-a-drink-on-the-1-percent-reasons-20

Reason.com said:
Take a drink if Obama….

- Says, "The state of the union is _____"

- Proposes closing a tax "loophole" as a way of proposing a tax hike.

- References loopholes that are only available to the ultra wealthy and big business.

- Insists he only wants to raise the capital gains tax back to a level endorsed by President Ronald Reagan.

- Really, take a drink any time Obama mentions Ronald Reagan for any reason.

- Describes his community college plan as offering community college for "free"

- Talks up Obamacare's exchanges without noting the potential legal risk to federal exchange enrollees' subsidies.

- Attempts to justify federally subsidized broadband as a "necessity."

-Fails to mention pot legalization.

-Talks about the need to rebuild trust in the government.

- Quotes a previous State of the Union speech. Double shot if he's quoting himself.

- Complains about federal spending caps.

- Mentions SOTU's shrinking ratings.

- Says "let me be clear."

My drinks of choice will be Jager and Cinnamon Fireball. What's yours?
 
You should have watched it. You missed Infomercial Republican Rebuttal lady.
Eh, found a transcript. I wouldn't have gotten that drunk to begin with.

Same old, same old. Promises and taking credit for things that he had little to no control over. And the laughable proposal that Democrats and Republicans will actually work together (as well as the laughable proposal that Democrats and Republicans even work, period.)
 
If you think the American political situation is bad, come to Australia. We actually elected our religious wingnut AND he's a pedophile. Allegedly.

Allegedly meaning that's my opinion based on his looks and general vibe.
 
I'm unfamiliar with Australia's cabinet, who's this guy you're talking about?
 
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Hmm......probably religious, most likely not a pedophile (my pedometer is only reading 28.67% probability, give or take .05)
 
Hmm......probably religious, most likely not a pedophile (my pedometer is only reading 28.67% probability, give or take .05)
I thought pedometers measured your steps

It's Austin Powers!

If you think that Australian political situation is bad, Come to Argentina. A judge was killed because he found proofs about the government being involved in a cover-up. Related with terrorism, The name Nisman sounds familiar for you?

If you think the Argentinian political situation is bad, come to the Congo. There's a lot of militant rebels trying to take over the country's resources, and my friend's father owns a huge chunk of rainforest there and basically has to fight terrorists too as a Congolese aristocrat.

My friend is a gay spoiled boy, though. Wears sweatpants and has connections in the pop industry. Nothing like his honourable grandfather was.
 
From fears, to spiders, to the Australian PM. Fits, cause down under the spiders are as big as your head, and the wildlife is determined to take over the world with all the freaky shit coming out of it. I mean look at this, a freaking spider with a neck, to kill from behind!
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/a.jpg
(don't open if you don't want to see a big pic of a freaky spider)
How you guys deal with being on the Continent of Death amazes me.
 
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