Grill the Pokemon above

[ReKoil]

The midnight form should've been part Dark type.
It's best form is locked behind a Special Ability that you might not even have.

Rampardos?

 

[Crimson the Cowboy]

Why is this One Trick Pony not even good at its one trick?!?! It will always get outsped and one shot.

Shuckle

 

[Orion☆]

It would be a great Pokémon if it weren't so damn tricky to use. I mean, pretty much the only way you can get it to do significant damage is with either Trick Room or Power Trick.

Magmortar?

 

[Roni]

Sick flame decals all over its body, yet it has pitiful speed. Shame.

Bronzor

 

[Fairy]

Boi ain't even bronze. Ya had one job! Oh and if you're thinking. "But bronze can develop a blue-ish color when exposed to oxygen! It has a patina!" yesh thanks, good to know my Pokémon is being slowly corroded away. ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)

Honchkrow?

 

[Orion☆]

Missed the entire point of its pre-evolution. I thought Murkrow was a witch, not a mafia goon?

Kantonian Meowth

 

[ReKoil]

They keep making new ones so evidently the original is pretty bad =p

Muk ?

 

[Zeostar]

...It's literally just pollution. Ash had a Muk which somehow made it seem cute though.

Silcoon

 

[Roni]

So forgettable I have to research which one it evolves into every time

Dartrix

 

[ReKoil]

It's probably keeping it's eyes closed to avoid seeing itself in a reflection...

Dragapult

 

[Fairy]

lol who?


Riolu

 

[ReKoil]

People only befriend it for the evolution. 😇

Drednaw

 

[Orion☆]

What the hell is that thing!? It looks like an experiment in fusing Blastoise, Croconaw and Tirtouga. It scares me.

Chandelure

 

[ReKoil]

It's just a spoopified chandelier.

Kleavor

 

[Fairy]

Ya, cool. Instead of my Scyther evolving into a badass, sleek Steel/Bug.. I get this stone, lumpy, "Axe wielding" Rock... thing? I thought Haxorus was the definitive Axe Pokémon, anyway. No, Kleavor looks like it fell into cement, got out, and then rolled around in the mud until it dried under a scoring sun. Miss me with that mess.

Floatzel.

 

[Orion☆]

Lacks personality, and also can't decide whether it's a weasel or an otter. Not gonna lie, I kinda regret having used one in Platinum when that spot could have gone to a better Mon.

Alolan Ninetales

 

[Roni]

OG Ninetales kicks its ass in literally every way

Mega Pinsir

 

[ReKoil]

Ew.... just ew. anyone got a big rock I can squash it with?

Altaria?

 

[Fairy]

You know, clouds are just condensed bodies of icy water vapor? And what that vapor needs to attach itself to something in order to conjoin into that cloud structure is more often than not, microscopic bits of dust, pollution, and skin cells that assist in cloud cohesion! So whenever you hug your Altaria, just know that you're inhaling tiny particles of other people and their germs. :')

Pancham?

 

[Roni]

Reminds me of those shitty kids with uncaring parents annoying you to death. God that face is so punchable I'm not sorry.

Metang