i challenge you to roast your favourite pokemon

[colours]

can you do it? say one thing you dont like about it.

 

[Sammi]

Nah this one's easy: you ever seen a Dwebble without a rock shell? Look at how sad and pathetic it is.

Spoiler:

 

[Klappy]

Fenniken is the most generic looking fire type there is and I still love it.

 

[Mercurybro]

Politoed is green because it's jealous of all the other cooler blue frogs with secondary typings.

 

[faf]

Scrafty's Attack stat is mediocre. Why can't it have at least base 100 instead of 90?

EDIT: I guess the level to get it is a bit ridiculous; level 39 for a two stager and Scraggy feels underwhelming at that point.

 

[Fairy]

Sylveon being "The Intertwining" Pokémon is a little lame tbh.

 

[pkmin3033]

Literally the only good thing about Bastiodon is its design - movepool and stats are absolutely terrible.

 

[colours]

i get that Shaymin's land form is a tiny hedgehog but it saddens me how pathetically defenseless it is (for the most part, anyway) until it gets to Sky Form. this is pretty evident in its own movie where it doesn't even bother doing anything cool until it finally transforms.

it's still cute though, but that part will continue to bother me, regardless of realistic accuracy.

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

Pikachu and Raichu need higher stats, and Gengar needs Levitate back.

 

[MargatroidCA]

Lopunny's pretty damn useless in battle without her mega or at least a z-move to like boost stats or something, and we all know what happened to those features.

Still adorable tho.

 

[Palamon]

I can't roast Treecko, so I'll have to roast Sneasel instead...

Sneasel's evolution process is so tragically annoying and too late game.
but yolo, i still love my sneaky weasel

 

[Nanusmightyena]

Still not sure if mightyena is supposed to be a wolf or a hyena. Looks nothing like a hyena is supposed to look like but literally has hyena in the name. Also he's virtually useless competitively. Despite this, still my favorite. I love the doggo pokemon and dark types. This dark type doggo still has my heart.

 

[Soaring Sid]

I just...can't. I am so very attached to the mons! Aaargh, let's see anyway! In my opinion, Eiscue has one of the dumbest designs in fiction history (hurts saying this ;_;).

 

[DarkestAria]

This hurts me, but I'll try:

Glaceon: A yuki onna mixed with a fox/feline/??? = Definitely furry bait!
Umbreon: Extremely edgy design
Espurr: Looks creepy, probably devours the souls of orphans or something
Litten: Same as Umbreon

 

[colours]

if you guys think this is hard then the next challenge will be even harder

 

[Brendino]

Butterfree's stats suck and it's shiny form isn't pink, even though we know pink Butterfree exist. Also rocks are not Butterfree's friend.

 

[thedestinedblade]

I can somewhat agree with the sentiment that Druddigon looks like it was drawn by a toddler...lol.

 

[Ys]

Dragonair is a bad option in competitive battling. Dragonite is better with that but has a very derpy design.

 

[Uecil]

Vulpix has a limited set of moves and the fire ones aren't even that good.

Itriedandfailed

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

Vulpix has a limited set of moves and the fire ones aren't even that good.

Itriedandfailed

Vulpix can learn Flamethrower, which is good. So yeah, you can say you failed.