~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but you haven't received any Poke Balls, yet!

I wish for a more peaceful world.

 

[Olivia]

Granted there is no one in the world.

I whish that I can gain weight because I am too skinny

 

[Duck]

Granted. You gain a microgram.

I wish for days longer than 24 hours

 

[Izanagee2005]

Granted but now you have to work until the longer day is over.

I wish to win in "The Last One to Post Wins" thread.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have to share the win with everyone else posting there!
So basically business as usual I guess?

I wish for better sleep at night

 

[Duck]

Granted. You have a 0.00001% sleep quality increase.

I wish I could binge series all day.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! ... but the only series you can ever watch is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo for the rest of eternity.

I wish for no water bills.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your water is not cleaned after use.
Now think about this while you're taking a bath or washing your food :)

I wish for a free account on every paying website in the world.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have to pay double for everything you buy with it =3

I wish to meet someone famous
so I can kidnap them and hold them for ransom.. 😈

 

[Megan]

Granted, but unfortunately their fame was just about to drop and nobody cares about them anymore.

I wish to have some irl friends.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but they move to other cities or even countries due to work and you don't see them anymore.
Kinda my life.

I wish I could control my computer with my mind, instead of needing a keyboard and mouse and tablet.

 

[Duck]

Granted, but your mind wanders making so your every thought is recorded on the internet.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, however you also no longer think. You just stand there staring; never ever doing anything anymore. Eventually people use you as a mannequin!

Spoiler:

Gonna put this in a spoiler since a new post appeared when I refreshed after posting and I don't wanna remove it completely xD

I wish I could control my computer with my mind, instead of needing a keyboard and mouse and tablet.

Granted, but whenever you do this the computer will control your body. I hope it has a good Firewall and Anti-Virus!
Also better pray the Bluetooth connection doesn't get interrupted. yikes

I wish to see a play

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! You get to watch me press play on my remote, once, from a distance, with no snacks.

I wish I wasn't me.

 

[Duck]

Granted. You're now your long lost identical twin who completely and seamlessly replaces you overnight. Except now you gotta deal with the guilt.

I wish it weren't so cold right now!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now have a heat wave!

I wish I saw a polar bear IRL before the last one of them dies.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's hungry and wants a kabutops for a snack. I hope you're fast!

I wish mosquitos would leave me alone
lemme sleep already

 

[Emilia]

Granted... but now instead a tarantula will follow you until the day you die

i wish i got paid by just sleeping

 

[Fleurdelis]

Granted, you get paid in toothbrushes

I wish I had a date

 

[Megan]

Granted, you get a date with your worst enemy and you talk about their favorite topic: how awesome they are!

I wish for the entire internet to implode in on itself.