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I eat pizza with my hands of course! And always indulge into the crust right after that as well.
Dude, I didn't need that analogy. ;_;Eating pizza with cutlery is like having sex with a family member.
You just don't do it.
- Order by phone.
- Wait 30 minutes or less.
- Take the box into the house.
- Wait until cold, preferrably by crying like a little *****.
- Eat while in the fetal position and feeling lonely, using your hands.
- Get help.
Now that's not saying I do that, but if I had my way that would be how I eat it.
Why let a perfectly healthy and young pizza go cold? That's just evil. Like telling a 9 year old he has cancer.
I'd rather use a bottle of whisky for that