Say Something Silly!!!!

[Starlight]

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

 

[ReKoil]

A good mood is like a balloon: one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

 

[Megan]

If you don't behave the Christmas Beaver will eat your tree!

 

[Starlight]

We had the Christmas beaver round for dinner, he made a fine stew!

 

[ReKoil]

I walked underneath the mistletoe at the same time as my cat... things got awkward...

 

[Megan]

Top ten things cats do under the mistletoe. Place 4 will surprise you!

 

[forg]

Sometimes I look out the window and think, do moths ever want to be like butterflies?

 

[Duck]

Moths fly like they're broken

 

[ReKoil]

How can I be over the hill if I've never gone up anything at all?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it's train is late and my tires are flat?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Planet Earth has a crust. Pizza also has a crust. Pizzas are flat. Therefore, Earth is flat.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Where's the leak ma'am?

 

[ReKoil]

They said they'd fire me, but I have yet to been set ablaze =\

 

[Orion☆]

Wahahahah! Now I shall curse your entire bloodline with the complete inability to treat your partners as you'd like to be treated!

Spoiler:

Said whoever cursed Queen Bavmorda and her descendants. -_-

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Ya know, even though you smell like feet, you're still the best damn Salamander I've ever known!

 

[ReKoil]

I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

 

[Sweet Serenity]

I run and run Run as I run with the runs.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It's two to two too!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Ya never know who might be tryin' to steal ya long johns!

 

[ReKoil]

Paper-cuts are a tree's final moment of revenge.