Superpowers... with a flaw!

[Megan]

Everything you touch now turns to gold, including stone!

I'd like to have the power to be immune to all sorts of poisons and venoms.

 

[Devalue]

Okay. Grants you immunity to medicine as well. Usually only differentiates between poison and medicine by the dose. Lists all those side effects for a reason, though. Certainly describes some drugs as more poison than medicine. Glares in Prednisone's direction.

Requests the ability to instantly read and fully comprehend any textbook.

 

[ReKoil]

You're now a human library! If only every new book you read wouldn't yeet an old one out of your head =(

How about the ability to send food (chocolate) to someone else's computer by shoving it through my screen =3

 

[moon]

It works! They get a gif of chocolate cake autoplaying on their screen whenever you do this. That's all.

I'd like the power to travel back in time.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But you don't have the power to travel forward in time. Use wisely!

I want the power to become an animal

 

[MiamiHeat305]

You gain this power but you are only able to transform into birds and fish. Have fun!

I desire the power to make any basketball card I want mine without paying for it

 

[ReKoil]

Done. The basketball cards you want will all go mine in the nearest mine without receiving any pay =\

I'd like the ability to stay dry when it rains.

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Your new superpower is owning an umbrella!

I want the power of better fine motor skills

 

[Duck]

Granted. You now are better at designing and maintaining precision engines and other motor machines. You can't use your skills for money though.

I wish I could fly.
I wish I could touch the sky

 

[StCooler]

The problem? You cannot land anymore.

I have the power to sleep and fully recover in only one hour per day.

I want the power to become an animal

You transform only into ants :)

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but in that hour you're guaranteed at least one nightmare!

I want the ability to manipulate super small stuff without using ten thousand different lab tools :pleaplup:

 

[StCooler]

The problem ? You still need the right microscope to see what you do.

I have the ability read people's minds.
Please don't think about dirty stuff, I'm an innocent Kabutops.

 

[ReKoil]

Done. Turns out everyone around you is obsessed with lord Helix though =o
Can you withstand all the Dome shaming? =\

One ability to eat as much chocolate as I like without getting sick please =D

 

[moon]

Granted! You get very fat instead.

I'd like the ability to conjure any item I want out of thin air.

 

[StCooler]

The problem ? The item appears on Mars.

I want the ability to revive plants.

 

[ReKoil]

You got it! For some reason all the plants that get brought back by you have turned carnivorous though...

How about the power of cooking fabulous food?

 

[MiamiHeat305]

This power has been granted to you. But now you gain weight twice as fast when indulging, even if the food is healthy 😂

I want the power to teleport

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Granted, but you can't control what location you teleport to.

I want the ability to do a backflip

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, done, you now can. It is now your only means of movement though. Backflip everywhere!
(Better avoid tight corridors)

I want the ability to never forget anything!

 

[StCooler]

The problem is, when you see/play/read the end of <Insert your favourite TV series, or videogame, or novel>, you wish you could forget it to enjoy it again.
Also I'm sure there is a generic term for "see/play/read" but I can't find it pls halp.

I have the power to choose what to forget, and actually forget it.