Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

didn't you hear? the acid is supposed to dissolve in the soup to add to the flavor!

waiter, there's a forum in my soup!
 
Haven't you heard? This is revolutionary in the art of cuisine. Food that cleans dirt from your organs and passes through your body. It's like a bath for your bowels!

Waiter, there's a wedding ring in my soup!
 
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